Baseball matchups we'd love to see.
And yes, these are real names of real baseball players past and/or present:
Richie Ashburn v. Kerry Wood
Al McBean v. Dick Pole
bleep Tebeau v. Kitty Kaat
Coco Crisp v. Eddie Bacon
Kevin Bass v. Frank Viola
Zach Duke v. Mel Queen
Mike Trout v. Hank Fischer
Melvin Mercedes v. Chad Bentz
Mike Lincoln v. Whitey Ford
Rocky Cherry v. Phil Coke
Troy Scribner v. Bill Schuster
Fred Siegel v. Don Schwall (you blues fans’ll get this one)
Moon Mullen v. Jack Armstrong
Mark Parent v. Harry Child
Cuckoo Christensen v. Dizzy Nutter
Len Church v. Johnny Temple
Greasy Neale v. Karl Spooner
Steve Hamilton v. Jack Beach
Jack Daniels v. Johnny Walker (you’re not drunk, and you can look it up)
Ray Knight v. Zach Day
Peaches Davis v. Herb Score
Jeff Kaiser v. Willie Fraser
Clint Frasier v. Sam Crane
Ducky Medwick v. Goose Gossage
Tommy Holmes v. Allen Watson
Frank Howard v. Phil Hughes
Yogi Berra v. Earl Huckleberry