Were Trump intuitive and wise, he would have grasped that
the media was and would forever remain his mortal enemy.
As such, he would have permanently closed his door to them
from day 1 of his administration; restoring the press room
as a gallery per its 19th century status.
No media briefings, no media spokesperson, no Oval Office access.
Instead he would have gone directly to the people it their arenas,
auditoriums and schoolrooms, using modern telecom tools.
But the narcissist wouldn't resist the camera lights, allowing
them to urinate on him daily, while he frowns and grimaces.