Elsewhere in the essay, Mr. O'Rourke wrote:
Let us not get ourselves all a-twitter – so to speak – about what we think of President Trump. Whether you approve, or grudgingly approve, or disapprove, or abhor him with bells on... whatever you think of President Trump, he’s not exactly the person you’d pick as an umpire.
If the 116th Congress were the World Series and Trump was the umpire, he’d send both teams to the showers so that he could be the pitcher and the batter and throw every strike and hit every home run... And he’d also want to be the only hot dog vendor in the stadium.
This game is not going to end well.
To which I couldn't resist writing a brief letter to the editor:
Reality check: If Congress were the World Series and President Tweety the umpire, the Series would have been the Baltimore Orioles against the San Diego Padres in Ebbets Field. And Tweety would have pitched, caught, homered, owned the concessions, named himself the Series MVP, and
declared the Giants and the Dodgers had damn well better move back to Harlem and Flatbush and
start building Edsels again because they didn't know who
they were messing with. P.J. O'Rourke is priceless.