Oviously
Ek-spearmint
Uh-mergency Uh-mediately Uh-fficient (basically, any word that begins with 'e' or 'i' can be replace with 'Uh')
Did you see that? Yes, I seen it!
I could write a hundred of these.
If I worried about this stuff, I would make myself crazy. I have learned to just, Let it go.
The fastest way on Earth to make a new enemy is to correct someone's English.