Wait till they see the 'institutional sexism' around here come November...
Hell, it even gets so cold there's snow everywhere... made from the frosted tears of weeping women, no doubt.
And the cabin is a 'balmy' 50-65 degrees, depending upon the time of day, and women at least feign gratefulness, lest they get to stay outside on the porch.
People are completely disconnected from nature (read reality).