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Groom’s Genitals Blown Off By Best Man After Firework Explodes.
« on: August 20, 2018, 09:47:13 pm »
SYRACUSE NY – A Syracuse man was rushed to hospital with horrific groin injuries and burns after a bottle rocket firework that was taped to his genitals exploded.

Emergency services were called to the scene at 6:40 p.m Saturday, according to Walter Williams, a spokesman for the local Fire Rescue.

Witnesses stated, the men were all celebrating a bachelor party, when the night took a tragic turn for the worst. “It was just another prank we were playing on the groom, we had seen it done on youtube, we thought it would be really funny”

http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/19/syracuse-grooms-genitals-blown-off-by-best-man-after-firework-explodes/




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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2018, 10:07:19 pm »

What is the worst possible synonym for morons?

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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2018, 10:11:02 pm »
It's all fun and games till someones penis gets blown off.
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2018, 11:53:50 pm »
Quote from: endicom on August 20, 2018, 10:07:19 pm
What is the worst possible synonym for morons?

Democrats
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Re: Groom’s Genitals Blown Off By Best Man After Firework Explodes.
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2018, 12:11:50 am »
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SYRACUSE NY – A Syracuse man was rushed to hospital with horrific groin injuries and burns after a bottle rocket firework that was taped to his genitals exploded.
I wonder whose idea that was? :thud:
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2018, 12:13:29 am »
Shit that is hysterical. "But we saw it on YouTubes!!!!!". What a bunch of slacked jawed yokels.

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2018, 12:26:24 am »
Bet he doesn't have the stones to do that again.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2018, 12:34:48 am »
@corbe...I think we found them... :bolt:
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Re: Groom’s Genitals Blown Off By Best Man After Firework Explodes.
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2018, 12:35:14 am »
At that distance, and I'm going to assume intoxication level, do you hear the boom before you feel the pain?

I've done some pretty stupid stuff in my life.  Most of the time, I get to "enjoy" a moment of realization that I'm a dumbaxe before the pain hits.  In a way, that moment is worse than the actual pain.

But then I've never taped explosives to my best friends.  Never really felt the need to tape anything to them. 
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2018, 12:36:23 am »
The damn fools watch cartoons and learn from that.

I guess common sense is not taught in schools anymore.

I do guess we are getting smarter though.

It used to be if you put your finger on the barrel of a gun and hold it tight the bullet can not come out when you pull the trigger. On second thought, maybe this is the reason why to ban guns?
Oh: Around here in Liberalville, they have banned fireworks that go boom.
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2018, 12:51:46 am »

Syracuse NY, population 1950 = 221,000

Population 2017 ext. 143,000
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2018, 01:02:38 am »


"I hate when that happens!"
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2018, 01:05:22 am »
Quote from: darroll on August 21, 2018, 12:36:23 am
The damn fools watch cartoons and learn from that.

I guess common sense is not taught in schools anymore.

It used to be if you put your finger on the barrel of a gun and hold it tight the bullet can not come out when you pull the trigger. On second thought, maybe this is the reason why to ban guns?

It was a different time back then. Guns/Military service were common and everybody knew not to put your damn fool finger in a gun. Today, that culture doesn't exist anymore. There are people out there who do not know that explosions can hurt/kill you.

In fact the very fact that it was considered 'funny' is precisely because is so stupid and absurd. At least it used to be.
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Re: Groom’s Genitals Blown Off By Best Man After Firework Explodes.
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2018, 01:32:48 am »
I kinda have a rule, unless it is my doctor telling me to turn my head and cough, I'm not letting another dude touch my junk. 

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2018, 01:42:33 am »
How does this not belong in ridiculous news of the day? :pondering:
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2018, 10:29:43 am »
Quote from: The Ghost on August 20, 2018, 09:47:13 pm
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SYRACUSE NY – A Syracuse man was rushed to hospital with horrific groin injuries and burns after a bottle rocket firework that was taped to his genitals exploded.

Hmmm,that sounds like it was a good plan. I wonder where it went wrong?

 
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2018, 11:08:44 am »

Fake, it seems. Not an actual Fox News site.

 
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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2018, 02:21:40 pm »
Quote from: endicom on August 21, 2018, 11:08:44 am
Fake, it seems. Not an actual Fox News site.

Good catch. You are correct. Clickbait spoofing site.
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2018, 03:09:26 pm »
Quote from: endicom on August 21, 2018, 11:08:44 am
Fake, it seems. Not an actual Fox News site.

Quote from: AbaraXas on August 21, 2018, 02:21:40 pm
Good catch. You are correct. Clickbait spoofing site.

I hate when that happens!   I shouldn't have gone off half cocked posting the story! 
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