I wouldn't know a putter from a 5 iron.
There's a story that's told about Arnold Palmer's wife appearing on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. This would be Winnie Palmer, and the time was the late '60s. According to this legend, the following was part of the conversation between Winnie and Johnny:
Johnny: Do you do anything for Arnold before a tournament as a sort of good-luck charm or superstition?
Mrs. Palmer: I kiss his balls.
Johnny: Well ... I bet that makes his putter flutter.