If you guys notice that things are a little askew today,...that would be me. It is my fault.
Yesterday I cooked up a pan of eggplant parmesan. Based on this thread, I took out a hoagie bun and toasted it dark. Then I slathered garlic butter all over it. Put a serving of the eggplant parm in the toasted buttered hoagie bun, and subsequently lost my freakin' mind. It was fantastic.
But in doing this, I think I broke the space-time continuum. Things have been a little hinky since I broke causality. I'll have a flank steak with potatoes and brussels sprouts later. I'm hoping this will return everything to normal.