Dearest love,
A man from the other side... Pruitt, I believe was his name, handed out water to his troops. I saw an empty jar with fine print on the side, which read, “property of Flint.â€
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To my dearest;
The Libertarian front is enjoying ourselves, sitting back while the red and blue hats scramble to try to find the best way to control everyone's lives and create the most memes. We'll pick up the pieces after their temper tantrum is over.
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My Dearest Mee-Maw,
Just wanna let you know that Gen. #RoyMoore done led us to victory over them gay hippy Democrats in San Francisco. Done been on my first street car ride too!
Luv,
Cooter
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My Dearest,
Gazing upon these epistles before me,I am reminded that as long as we can laugh w/ each other at silly presumptions,that all is not yet lost in our country.
Even in divided factions, when we laugh, we are United in Joy & Fear loses its strength.
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Dearest Mother.
The right just got a new shipment of ammo. I fear this war is All most over. Us on the left are starving so we cannot restock our handfuls of poop to throw at the right wing to win this war.