What a glorious bloody rant!
Language aside, I loved it!
(Not particularly offended, I have heard/used those words before, and in this case, you just run out of emphatic words at some point.)
What we are seeing is the Bowdlerization of classical authors, children's books, cartoons, the works, along the lines of who just might conceivably be offended by whatever..
This was done to Shakespeare, with only a scattering of the jokes left for the (now relatively highbrow) penny stinkers in the globe, removing enough comic relief that English Lit teachers could flog students humorlessly with tragedy and comedy alike.
Strip the sense of culture from a culture, and you might as well paint everything battleship gray and make the interior decorators get a construction job.