Midnight Express...
Send him to pound me in the ass mexican prison for being a mule or a dumb ass. Doesn't mater.
The reason I ask is that unbeknownst to me, I have drifted over the border into Alberta more than once with no ID or papers of any sort... Didn't know any better... No notice, no sign... So you'd have the US Patrol kick me back to the Mounties, who will arrest me, haul me to their detention, and spend a week on court dates and bullshit... get my papers transferred up who knows how...
Seems like a whole bunch of bullcrap over nothing.