When the President asked Sessions about his recusal from Russia and from Hillary, Sessions then recused himself from having to answer to the President. He also recused himself from un-recusing based on previous recusals to decide whether or not he should recuse. He then recused himself from work for the next week and recused himself from having to answer why he recused.
Mr. Sessions, 'What time is it?' I don't have to answer that! I recuse myself from having to know what day or time it is from now on! I RECUSE MYSELF FROM MY ENTIRE JOB AND FROM LIFE ITSELF! I AM RECUSED!
Just give me my paycheck and leave me alone.