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Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« on: March 13, 2018, 05:20:29 pm »
I've considered whether I wanted to join the NRA. Because of a tight budget and a costly recent health scare, I decided to put off the decision. But thanks to you, David, and your misplaced activism and to the MSM for their eagerness to give you a forum, I decided now's the time to join.

Just got my new cap! It will get lots of wear. You might rival Barack Obama as the best thing that has happened to the NRA and to gun sales. Congrats!



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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2018, 06:10:38 pm »
I've considered whether I wanted to join the NRA. Because of a tight budget and a costly recent health scare, I decided to put off the decision. But thanks to you, David, and your misplaced activism and to the MSM for their eagerness to give you a forum, I decided now's the time to join.

Just got my new cap! It will get lots of wear. You might rival Barack Obama as the best thing that has happened to the NRA and to gun sales. Congrats!

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 06:20:50 pm »
Me too!  He made the decision easy.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 09:35:03 pm »


Awesome! You look good in that cap too.  Add me and my son to the total this round of nonsense has added to the NRA rolls.
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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 09:40:45 pm »

Awesome! You look good in that cap too.  Add me and my son to the total this round of nonsense has added to the NRA rolls.

They have a handy tote bag I have my eye on. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2018, 09:55:07 pm »
They have a handy tote bag I have my eye on.

Beady little eyes, judging by your avatar. 

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2018, 10:01:21 pm »
Beady little eyes, judging by your avatar.

Snicker..... that is Beady Eye.... he is only half looking at it.
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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2018, 10:05:02 pm »
You're a chick. Now I know the gender of two people at this forum. Thanks.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2018, 10:05:29 pm »
They have a handy tote bag I have my eye on.

I think I did take the tote bag, camo.  888high58888

I've been in the NRA a long long time ago. Been needing to rejoin.
Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning, they want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.

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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2018, 10:06:26 pm »
You're a chick. Now I know the gender of two people at this forum. Thanks.

Still trying to figure yours out I take it.
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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2018, 10:08:03 pm »
I think I did take the tote bag, camo.  888high58888

I've been in the NRA a long long time ago. Been needing to rejoin.

I'm a life member so all I get is solicitations to be a super duper Patron life member which covers my membership through PAST my death. A crappy NRA magazine will be dumped on my grave every month.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2018, 10:12:50 pm »
I'm a life member so all I get is solicitations to be a super duper Patron life member which covers my membership through PAST my death. A crappy NRA magazine will be dumped on my grave every month.

I just wanted the NRA sticker so, the regressive in the Prius behind me knows why my F-350 is backing up over Zim.
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Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning, they want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2018, 11:27:54 pm »
Beady little eyes, judging by your avatar.

Okay Sister.  I have my "Beady little blood shot eyes" on you now!  Youse better be behavin.
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2018, 11:34:16 pm »
Okay Sister.  I have my "Beady little blood shot eyes" on you now!  Youse better be behavin.

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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2018, 01:47:37 am »
I'm a life member so all I get is solicitations to be a super duper Patron life member which covers my membership through PAST my death. A crappy NRA magazine will be dumped on my grave every month.

Same here.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2018, 03:11:53 am »
You're a chick.


:pondering: Or... am I a transitioning dude??? Or a guy who just likes to wear makeup? There are so many possibilities these days. Gender bending is all the rage.


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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2018, 03:15:15 am »
I'm a life member so all I get is solicitations to be a super duper Patron life member which covers my membership through PAST my death. A crappy NRA magazine will be dumped on my grave every month.


Look on the bright side.  One day, you'll be the exploded diagram in the back of American Rifleman.


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I disagree.  Circle gets the square.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2018, 03:17:36 am »

:pondering: Or... am I a transitioning dude??? Or a guy who just likes to wear makeup? There are so many possibilities these days. Gender bending is all the rage.

Ugh. I had you on the might be attractive list because it looks like you get your eyebrows done.......but now unfortunately I am going to have to put you on ignore just to be safe.

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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2018, 05:58:03 pm »
Ugh. I had you on the might be attractive list because it looks like you get your eyebrows done.......but now unfortunately I am going to have to put you on ignore just to be safe.

Hahahaha! I creeped you out. Hilarious.


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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2018, 09:14:16 pm »
I think I did take the tote bag, camo. 

My daughter claimed that as soon as she saw it.
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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2018, 09:24:31 pm »
Hahahaha! I creeped you out. Hilarious.

Listen Madam/Sir, I have had enough close calls drunk in a bar to make sure my radar is up and I cover may bases so I don't have any more "surprises".

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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2018, 10:01:51 pm »
Listen Madam/Sir, I have had enough close calls drunk in a bar to make sure my radar is up and I cover may bases so I don't have any more "surprises".

All that boozing appears to have pickled your brain, so much so that you can't tell when someone is pulling your leg. Paranoia much? Figure it out. I am a chick. You might want to go ahead and put me on ignore so I don't scare you.



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Re: Thank you, David Hogg and MSM!
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2018, 10:17:08 pm »
All that boozing appears to have pickled your brain, so much so that you can't tell when someone is pulling your leg. Paranoia much? Figure it out. I am a chick. You might want to go ahead and put me on ignore so I don't scare you.

Lady. I paint in dry humor. That gag about getting fooled drunk in bars was quality stuff. I am aware you are a chick.

Now......do you have any hotter pictures of yourself?

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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2018, 10:24:14 pm »
All that boozing appears to have pickled your brain, so much so that you can't tell when someone is pulling your leg. Paranoia much? Figure it out. I am a chick. You might want to go ahead and put me on ignore so I don't scare you.

No! Really?

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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2018, 10:26:17 pm »
No! Really?

I know. It's ridiculous. I am as aware she is a she as I know you are a dude. I'm not as dim as I look.