Look. I am only stating reality and facts. By drinking cows milk you are suckling at the teat of a cow, by proxy. Whenever you eat Goat Cheese, which is very good btw, you are suckling at the teat of a goat, by proxy.
So which would you rather have? Would you rather curl up with the wife, or with a goat? Either way you are doing the same thing. If you can choose to suckle on a lactating cow or a lactating beautiful woman, well, the choice is obvious.
I don't do beastiality.
Now come on guys, this is only an intellectual exercise. I did try to suckle on my ex-wife at her request, but it didn't work. I'm ashamed to say that I didn't know how to do it right, so...it didn't work. I'm not advocating this stuff as a lifestyle. I'm only pointing out contradictions in current modern day society.