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I smell the hint of sulfur in the air already.
You clean up the mess after she leaves then....
Sorry, that was me.
Nope. I have lunches to pack, outfits to sit out, and a load of laundry that needs folded. Hint: I HATE folding laundry.
You on an omelette binge again? Sheeeit.
I'll #Never get over her if you keep bringing her up @Emjay
Nervous flatulence - My cross to bear...
Wait till you get the walking farts.
Well at least you don't have to wash your hair.
In Spandex.
That just blew my mind.
Dry shampoo Wingy, dry shampoo.
Are you old enough to remember that nasty stuff? Wait..don't answer.
You need these.
Lol! It’s been reborn, and also reformulized (it's not really a word). It’s also awesome.
True story. The original formula (stronger concentration) is used to dry clean carpets.
"Shampoo your hair today, entertain 'guests' tonight!"
You'll need Head and Shoulders for you and your Carpet tomorrow.
Hey..."How did they know Vic Morrow had dandruff? They found his Head and Shoulders in the bushes..."
Don’t turn this into another carpet and drapes coordination thread.