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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #575 on: June 05, 2018, 04:42:37 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 05, 2018, 04:38:32 pm
She made some pretty hot stuff. I didn't mind my wife blowing money on it. I wonder if I can cash in on fashionista grief and get some of those heels and bags up on Ebay before the wife gets home?

LOL...I am going to put my bags back in their dust bags and save them....I only have two and a couple pair of shoes...
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #576 on: June 05, 2018, 04:44:34 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 05, 2018, 04:41:44 pm
I am bereft.  Please mail them to me.

I was here first I get first pick....
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #577 on: June 05, 2018, 04:46:18 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 05, 2018, 04:41:44 pm
I am bereft.  Please mail them to me.

Me too.  Kinda like the 1st time I heard the tore down the Booby Trap in Orlando!
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #578 on: June 05, 2018, 04:46:27 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 05, 2018, 04:36:40 pm
You have a 13 year old kid and you are hanging yourself off an effing doorknob? That is pretty shitty.

Off a doorknob?...how tall was she?
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #579 on: June 05, 2018, 04:47:12 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 05, 2018, 04:36:40 pm
You have a 13 year old kid and you are hanging yourself off an effing doorknob? That is pretty shitty.

On the doorknob?  How short was she?
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #580 on: June 05, 2018, 04:48:09 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on June 05, 2018, 04:46:27 pm
Off a doorknob?...how tall was she?

Quote from: thackney on June 05, 2018, 04:47:12 pm
On the doorknob?  How short was she?

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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #581 on: June 05, 2018, 04:48:42 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 05, 2018, 04:41:44 pm
I am bereft.  Please mail them to me.

Well I am selling them for 3X retail now that they are collectors items.......and the fact that they will have to be replaced with whatever's hot at Christian Louboutin right now. That guy knows how to gouge.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #582 on: June 05, 2018, 04:50:42 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 05, 2018, 04:36:40 pm
You have a 13 year old kid and you are hanging yourself off an effing doorknob? That is pretty shitty.

I agree, Frank.  Poor child. 
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #583 on: June 05, 2018, 04:51:21 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on June 05, 2018, 04:46:27 pm
Off a doorknob?...how tall was she?

She probably sat or lay down.  It would be a particularly unpleasant way to go because you would strangle to death slowly, and most likely die from lack of oxygen. 
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #584 on: June 05, 2018, 04:52:48 pm »
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #585 on: June 05, 2018, 04:53:15 pm »
Quote from: Oceander on June 05, 2018, 04:51:21 pm
She probably sat or lay down.  It would be a particularly unpleasant way to go because you would strangle to death slowly, and most likely die from lack of oxygen.

I have a hard time imagining not standing back up as the CO2 poison builds up first.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #586 on: June 05, 2018, 04:54:25 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on June 05, 2018, 04:44:34 pm
I was here first I get first pick....

I'll mud wrestle you for them.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #587 on: June 05, 2018, 04:56:41 pm »
I find it hard to believe the mother of a 13 yo girl would kill herself.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #588 on: June 05, 2018, 04:59:29 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 05, 2018, 04:54:25 pm
I'll mud wrestle you for them.

Cool, post the video!
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #589 on: June 05, 2018, 04:59:50 pm »
Beauty and money... and it's still not enough. Doesn't make sense does it?
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #590 on: June 05, 2018, 05:00:59 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 05, 2018, 04:54:25 pm
I'll mud wrestle you for them.

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Baby oil is less likely to stain
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #591 on: June 05, 2018, 05:01:39 pm »
Quote from: thackney on June 05, 2018, 04:53:15 pm
I have a hard time imagining not standing back up as the CO2 poison builds up first.

Depression can be quite awful
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #592 on: June 05, 2018, 05:01:54 pm »
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #593 on: June 05, 2018, 05:02:33 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 05, 2018, 04:54:25 pm
I'll mud wrestle you for them.

Well since this is over my merchandise......can I watch?
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #594 on: June 05, 2018, 05:02:42 pm »
Maybe she went out ala Michael Hutchence or David Carradine.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #595 on: June 05, 2018, 05:02:57 pm »
Quote from: driftdiver on June 05, 2018, 05:00:59 pm
@RoosGirl
Baby oil is less likely to stain

Ah..thanks for the baby oil tip....I was going to use vaseline... :tongue2:
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #596 on: June 05, 2018, 05:03:33 pm »
Quote from: driftdiver on June 05, 2018, 05:01:39 pm
Depression can be quite awful

I wonder if it's as bad as having mom commit suicide when you are 13?
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #597 on: June 05, 2018, 05:03:34 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 05, 2018, 05:02:33 pm
Well since this is over my merchandise......can I watch?

Letting you watch is how I plan on paying for the stuff.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #598 on: June 05, 2018, 05:04:08 pm »
Quote from: thackney on June 05, 2018, 04:53:15 pm
I have a hard time imagining not standing back up as the CO2 poison builds up first.

I don't.....

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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #599 on: June 05, 2018, 05:05:30 pm »
Quote from: jpsb on June 05, 2018, 04:59:29 pm
Cool, post the video!

Live stream it.
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