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If You Haven't Pooped In Days, Here's What You Should Do
Plus, what to do if it's been WEEKS.
By Sara Faye Green For WomensHealthMag.com November 9, 2017
 

How often you poop is a personal thing, and according to a recent poll of more than 2,000 adults, almost half of respondents said they poop once a day. Going anywhere from three times daily to three times per week can be healthy—more backup than that is not. Feeling stuck? Deborah Fisher, MD, of the American Gastroenterological Association, shares fixes to flush out your system.


https://www.prevention.com/health/how-to-treat-constipation

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If You Haven't Pooped In Days, Here's What You Should Do:

Three crappy green chili burritos and a triple mocha.

Plus, what to do if it's been WEEKS.:

Corkscrew, lightweight chain, tow strap, and a pickup truck (or backhoe, of course).

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If You Haven't Pooped In Days, Here's What You Should Do:

Three crappy green chili burritos and a triple mocha.

Plus, what to do if it's been WEEKS.:

Corkscrew, lightweight chain, tow strap, and a pickup truck (or backhoe, of course).
Or you could be like the mathematician. Work it out with a pencil....
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Or you could be like the mathematician. Work it out with a pencil....

I'm not a mathematician. I'm a carpenter.


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I'm not a mathematician. I'm a carpenter.


Industrial strength!  :silly:
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Taco Bell...that garbage will most assuredly get the crap flowing.
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