Mandatory Title: NFL LIVE THREAD Week 9
Thursday, Nov 2, 2017
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets 8:25 pm
NFLN MetLife Stadium
Sunday, Nov 5, 2017
Atlanta at Carolina 1:00 pm
FOX Bank of America Stadium
Baltimore at Tennessee 1:00 pm
CBS Nissan Stadium
Cincinnati at Jacksonville 1:00 pm
CBS EverBank Field
Denver at Philadelphia 1:00 pm
CBS Lincoln Financial Field
Indianapolis at Houston 1:00 pm
CBS NRG Stadium
L.A. Rams at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm
FOX MetLife Stadium
Tampa Bay at New Orleans 1:00 pm
FOX Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Arizona at San Francisco 4:05 pm
FOX Levi's Stadium
Washington at Seattle 4:05 pm
FOX CenturyLink Field
Kansas City at Dallas 4:25 pm
CBS AT&T Stadium
Oakland at Miami 8:30 pm
NBC Hard Rock Stadium
Monday, Nov 6, 2017
Detroit at Green Bay 8:30 pm
ESPN Lambeau Field
Bye Teams: Da Bears, Brownstains, La La Chargers, Big's Pattycheaters, Stoolers & Viqueens What in the Wide Wide World of Sports...
is a going on with the NFL this year?
Well, I haven't...
a clue--
Slim is right, the inmates have taken over the prison...
as if we never ever spay and neutered all the cats, dogs and goldfish!
I hate to admit it, but Bob Barker...
so right--
Of course he is right...
you dumb Yankee peckerwood!
Mother says it is a lack...
of respect for authority--
That is dead on, Chris...
Dead on-- Just like Da Niro's acting style--
Everybody calm down, now-- I'm gay...
so that means no matter what, I am right and what we need are younger NFL players that I can personally counsel!
Okay, we can all agree that picking NFL winners this year...
is like picking a wife. No matter how good she cooks, you occasionally want to eat out.
So, Thursday Night Feetball finds the Bills at them Jersey Jets and I believe it will be a Buffalo Stampeed--
Sunday's action finds those Georgia Black Byrds putting Cam back on the bench under his head towel--
Allegra's Old Earlers host Crab City's Black Byrds and it is a fowl affair with feathjers flying and the Titans on top--
The Jags kick Cincy right in their Bengals--
Come on, Denver-- Grow a pair and beat the Iggles! Too bad, they won't--
Allegra's Texicans finally get a win over Luckless Indy--
La La Ewes keep them Jersey Jints on the bottom rung--
Nawleans use a stiff Brees to capsize the Bucking Ears--
The Soapy 9ers cannot get a break even with Arid Zona visiting. They lose to the Cards--
The Seathugs drop the Deadskins into an even deeper funk--
Gadzooks-- My Old Dallas Texans come calling to JerryWorld...
in what should have been the first Super Bowl--
AND I've...
got to pick!
Okay, okay-- My Boys slip by..
in a close one that is decided on the final play.
Hey, Bendy-- Aren't all the games...
decided on the final play?
Tony, tell Jeff that refs are not allowed in here..
before gametime.
And in NBC's Sundayness, Seven's Waiders have a fish fry over the Phins--
Sorry, Big, but Monday Night...
the Loinchopps get a win over your Aaronless Patty Wackers--
I'm going to be busy for a little while...
so y'all talk amongst yourselves--
