Seriously guys, who in their right mind would touch anything in that place. There is probably sperm residue everywhere. I wouldn't even drink out of a cup, if he handed it to me. Nasty nasty place. Board of health needs to look into this place.
Any guy who brags about wanting to 'F Jesus in the ass', is not a person that I want cooking or making anything for me.
He really does sound like a crazy psychopath, and with that there is no limit to what he may do to your food or drink. He seems to have no personal standards, and no personal limits.
Just go to a local loony bin and ask an inmate there to fix you a cup of coffee. What do you think may come out of that adventure? I don't want to find out.