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Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« on: September 17, 2017, 08:58:28 pm »

Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
Michael Brown
9/17/2017 12:01:00 AM -

Yes, it would be wonderful if Jesus returned for His people next week, but it’s not going to happen. Count on it. The Second Coming will not take place this year on September 23.

How can I be so sure? The Bible tells me so, and not in some ambiguous, mysterious language.

Instead, Jesus told His followers what had to take place before He returned, and those things have not yet happened, nor can they happen in just a few days. That’s why I’m quite certain that His return is not scheduled for September 23, 2017.

What, then, do I think about the claims of Christian numerologist David Meade, who argues that “verses in Luke 21:25 to 26 are the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse”? And what do I think of the alleged correspondence between Revelation 12 and the alignment of Jupiter, the sun, and the moon?

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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2017, 09:20:54 pm »
I think we don't know, arent supposed to know and anyone who makes any prediction is wrong.
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2017, 09:33:01 pm »
Quote from: driftdiver on September 17, 2017, 09:20:54 pm
I think we don't know, arent supposed to know and anyone who makes any prediction is wrong.

That is not true. We are to know the season, and it is here. The very year and day is arguable, but even in that, understanding the Holy Days is a really good gauge.

I may not see the return, but my children will.
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2017, 09:33:58 pm »
Jesus may indeed come, but certainly not Michael Brown of Ferguson fame, if that is the author of this article.
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2017, 09:39:56 pm »
All I can say is hunker down kids, it's going to be a long bumpy ride before He gets here. In fact the Bible makes that clear.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is going to be washed away by what comes.
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2017, 09:57:49 pm »
Aww man! 
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2017, 09:58:00 pm »
That's just what Satan wants you to think!
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2017, 12:33:01 am »
As long as you're ready for Him, it doesn't really matter what day He comes.
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Re: Sorry to Tell You, But Jesus Is Not Returning on September 23
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2017, 02:06:35 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 18, 2017, 12:33:01 am
As long as you're ready for Him, it doesn't really matter what day He comes.
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I was going to be a smart@$$ and say it's a good thing He's not coming on the 23rd, because
I'm going to be out of town and I didn't want to miss it.

But I'll shaddap . . . ;)
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