Is the forum ever going to retire the "orange" @mystery-ak ?
In all candor it has become a constant reminder that those who support the President are not welcome here. Is this the point?
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? Because he couldn't find a Date!
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!
Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
Why do the Tennessee Volunteers have orange jerseys? So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
Where do plastic oranges live? Orange County.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the orange fail his driving test? He kept peeling out.
What do you call an orange that takes over the world? Orange Julius Caesar.
Do you now why a orange is smart? Because it CONCERTRATES!
What do you call the ruthless movie about building a fruit empire? There Will Be Blood...Oranges.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange? Because it had appeal.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
I thought I was drowning in Orange Crush soda, but it was only a Fanta sea.
Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?