Just a few...
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
The government is likely NOT here to help you.
Tell the truth, you don't have to work hard to remember what you said.
K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple, Stupid)
When someone says, "Okay, this is the truth"...it isn't.
There's three sides to every story. His side, her side, and the truth.
Don't be a sucker. If it sounds too good to be true, it is (too good to be true).
There ain't no free lunch.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to admit to your momma.
Be polite, be courteous, but have a plan to take down anyone you meet.
Sit with your back to the wall, facing the exits.
You don't have to look for trouble. It'll find you all too soon.
Never create an enemy when you don't have to.
Treat everyone with dignity and respect until they demand otherwise.