Turtle needs to be stunned, as often as possible. He's leader. It's right there in his job description. So effing LEAD, you useless waste of space! We know you are capable of it - you held the line against the Worm's choice of SC justice, keeping the slot open for Trump's nominee.
And if that fairly mild criticism stunned him, he really don't get out much. He'd probably curl into a little ball and choke on his sobs if he read a tenth of what he gets here.
Not that I'm absolving Trump of all blame - he's "the great dealmaker" according to his supporters. Not much sign of that. Yet keeping the Senate onside is NOT TRUMP'S JOB!.
Beh. Feel better now. Thank you for listening.