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Offline RoosGirl

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NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« on: August 02, 2017, 06:45:52 pm »
Want to save planet Earth? You could apply for NASA's Planetary Protection Officer role.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is currently looking for someone with a secret security clearance to ensure alien life, or "organic-constituent and biological contamination" doesn't make it's way back in a space ship.

More than that, this person is "responsible for the leadership of NASA's planetary protection capability, maintenance of planetary protection policies, and oversight of their implementation by NASAs space flight missions," according to the job listing.

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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2017, 06:46:33 pm »
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$124,406 to $187,000 annually

Nice starting salary.
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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2017, 06:48:03 pm »
One of these guys might be looking for a gig...

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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2017, 07:23:56 pm »
You can count on me sir.

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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2017, 07:37:25 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on August 02, 2017, 07:23:56 pm
You can count on me sir.


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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2017, 07:50:53 pm »

They may look cute, but they'll explode out of your chest when you least expect it.
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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2017, 07:54:19 pm »
Image result for its alien


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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2017, 07:56:20 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on August 02, 2017, 07:50:53 pm

They may look cute, but they'll explode out of your chest when you least expect it.
Drew's Chest?
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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2017, 07:57:57 pm »
Quote from: 240B on August 02, 2017, 07:54:19 pm



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Re: NASA is hiring someone to protect Earth from aliens
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2017, 08:02:47 pm »
The Stupid Hippies aren't going to like it.


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