@Wingnut Alright songmiester... Here's some lyrics I can't find the song to... goes something like this in a quick country tempo:
I'd rather be fishin'
I'd rather be standing in water up to my ass,
casting out a lure for a trout or a bass.
Angled from the river to the frying pan,
Mmm mmm, Good eatin; man !
Some like em fried, some like em filleted,
but I like em any way they're made!
Mmm Hmm, I'd rather be fishin'