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Offline IsailedawayfromFR

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Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« on: July 10, 2017, 08:45:09 pm »
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A man swimming off a popular clothing-optional beach in Florida on Sunday was bitten on both legs by a bull shark.

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Lt. Felipe Lay said the unidentified man was swimming in the afternoon off Haulover Beach when he was attacked, according to WPLG-TV. Haulover Beach is 9 miles north of Miami Beach.

Miami-Dade Fire Fescue Ocean Rescue lifeguards said they became aware of a shark in the water and immediately alerted beachgoers to get out of the water. Officials said the shark was 4-to-5 feet long.
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/07/10/shark-bites-both-legs-swimmer-off-popular-florida-nude-beach.html
Let the discussion begin.  This story has legs.
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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2017, 08:51:35 pm »
Guess his 3rd leg was already gnawed off.
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Offline InHeavenThereIsNoBeer

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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2017, 09:22:41 pm »
I did not parse that headline correctly.  I'm guessing I won't be alone.
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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2017, 11:58:44 pm »
   Your welcome @InHeavenThereIsNoBeer   

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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2017, 12:06:26 am »
Nude beach... hope the family jewels are ok.
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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2017, 01:34:51 pm »
Quote from: Weird Tolkienish Figure on July 11, 2017, 12:06:26 am
Nude beach... hope the family jewels are ok.
I figure it to be a transgender beach for those seeking a cheap operation.
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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2017, 01:45:32 pm »
Well I guess if you're gonna be the victim of a shark bite at a nude beach...the leg is the least objectionable area that could be gnawed on by a shark.
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Re: Shark bites both legs of swimmer off popular Florida nude beach
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2017, 03:40:22 pm »
Quote from: IsailedawayfromFR on July 11, 2017, 01:34:51 pm
I figure it to be a transgender beach for those seeking a cheap operation.

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