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NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« on: June 30, 2017, 08:00:45 pm »
A report on Alex Jones’ InfoWars claiming child sex slaves have been kidnapped and shipped to Mars is untrue, NASA told The Daily Beast on Thursday.

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2017, 08:09:24 pm »
Hmmmm.  The two decades of travel would technically mean the hypothetical children were no longer children upon arrival, but regardless, the child slave colony is not real, so the math doesn’t really matter.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2017, 09:15:40 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 30, 2017, 08:09:24 pm
Hmmmm.  The two decades of travel would technically mean the hypothetical children were no longer children upon arrival, but regardless, the child slave colony is not real, so the math doesn’t really matter.
Once and for all: Those little green and gray guys caught in the Rover out-takes are not human children. There. that should settle that.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2017, 09:17:57 pm »
Yeah I hear they take them to that pizza joint as a way station till they move them off world.  :whistle:
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2017, 09:43:39 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on June 30, 2017, 09:17:57 pm
Yeah I hear they take them to that pizza joint as a way station till they move them off world.  :whistle:
Oh yeah, I heard of that. The Pizza Gate.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2017, 09:45:23 pm »
This is the training program to learn how to use telepathy the way the grays are controlled.  That's why it has had to be kept secret, and why they can easily deny the slave story.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2017, 09:48:34 pm »

Oh good. A thread to replace the Viking toilet thing.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2017, 09:49:19 pm »
Quote from: truth_seeker on June 30, 2017, 09:48:34 pm
Oh good. A thread to replace the Viking toilet thing.

No shit.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2017, 09:52:39 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on June 30, 2017, 09:45:23 pm
This is the training program to learn how to use telepathy the way the grays are controlled.  That's why it has had to be kept secret, and why they can easily deny the slave story.
Actually, there is only one telepath up there, and he is making them think the rest are present and they are interacting with them. If you have the right shielding for your cranium, you'll be okay. You can't use regular tinfoil, though, it has to be unobtanium.

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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 09:53:20 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 30, 2017, 09:49:19 pm
No shit.
I see you didn't have the lutefisk on the last thread.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2017, 10:01:43 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 30, 2017, 09:53:20 pm
I see you didn't have the lutefisk on the last thread.

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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2017, 03:18:23 am »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on July 01, 2017, 03:10:02 am
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2017, 07:05:54 am »
Quote from: truth_seeker on June 30, 2017, 09:48:34 pm
Oh good. A thread to replace the Viking toilet thing.

Tell me more about this "Viking toilet thing".
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2017, 07:13:44 am »
Quote from: rodamala on July 01, 2017, 07:05:54 am
Tell me more about this "Viking toilet thing".

What is there to know? It is the same old shit.
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2017, 09:41:10 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 30, 2017, 10:01:43 pm
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
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Re: NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2017, 05:47:26 pm »
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Deimos denies any involvement in a slave colony Mars, and they never brought him his meals on time anyway.
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