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ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« on: June 29, 2017, 05:10:46 pm »
An attempted ISIS suicide bomber managed to successfully detonate his deadly load of explosives, but he did so at a very inopportune time that resulted in the death of himself as well as 12 comrades.

Somehow, the would be bomber managed to blow himself up and his own going away party, surrounded by family and friends.

According to a report from IraqiNews.com:

Baqubah (IraqiNews.com) An Islamic State suicide bomber’s belt exploded prematurely, accidently killing the militant and 12 other comrades in Diyala, according to a top police official.

More: http://tribunist.com/news/isis-suicide-bomber-accidentally-blew-up-his-send-off-party-killing-his-friends-and-family/

How's he gonna manage his virgins with such a bad case of premature detonation?
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 05:32:27 pm »
A family that prays together stays together.
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2017, 05:33:19 pm »
Performance issues, 4 of out 10 men have it.
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2017, 05:40:27 pm »
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2017, 05:50:23 pm »
"Hold mah Maqluba and watch this."
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2017, 06:14:01 pm »
Quote from: endicom on June 29, 2017, 05:32:27 pm
A family that prays together stays together.

A family that explodes together holds together.
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2017, 06:17:36 pm »
Well I'm just all torn up about those turn of events....


As I'm sure his friends and family at the party are....
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2017, 06:54:01 pm »
Quote from: EC on June 29, 2017, 05:10:46 pm
An attempted ISIS suicide bomber managed to successfully detonate his deadly load of explosives, but he did so at a very inopportune time that resulted in the death of himself as well as 12 comrades.

Somehow, the would be bomber managed to blow himself up and his own going away party, surrounded by family and friends.

According to a report from IraqiNews.com:

Baqubah (IraqiNews.com) An Islamic State suicide bomber’s belt exploded prematurely, accidently killing the militant and 12 other comrades in Diyala, according to a top police official.

More: http://tribunist.com/news/isis-suicide-bomber-accidentally-blew-up-his-send-off-party-killing-his-friends-and-family/

How's he gonna manage his virgins with such a bad case of premature detonation?
Premature jihadulation. Good for him.
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2017, 07:20:40 pm »
Yeah, I know these stories are just propaganda pieces, but they sure are fun fantasies!
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2017, 09:26:35 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 29, 2017, 06:54:01 pm
Premature jihadulation. Good for him.
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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2017, 12:41:42 am »
Good show!

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Re: ISIS Suicide Bomber Accidentally Blew Up His Going Away Party – Killing His Friends and Family
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2017, 04:50:48 pm »
Children these days.

They blow up so fast.
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