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Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows

AllahpunditPosted at 10:01 pm on June 15, 2017

To cleanse the palate, I’m convinced these are the same people who think fast-food fried chicken becomes “healthy” if you put lettuce and tomato on it.

Strange but true: The number who believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows isn’t the most disturbing result from this survey.

http://hotair.com/archives/2017/06/15/endgame-seven-percent-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-brown-cows/
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2017, 01:59:19 pm »
Well... they might be right right? I mean aren't all cows brown?
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2017, 02:09:33 pm »
Some comes from brown cows but most of it comes from black and white cows!
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2017, 02:10:52 pm »
How now brown cow?
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2017, 02:46:09 pm »
Quote from: Weird Tolkienish Figure on June 16, 2017, 01:59:19 pm
Well... they might be right right? I mean aren't all cows brown?

Nope.
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2017, 02:53:39 pm »
Quote from: rangerrebew on June 16, 2017, 01:42:15 pm
Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows

AllahpunditPosted at 10:01 pm on June 15, 2017

To cleanse the palate, I’m convinced these are the same people who think fast-food fried chicken becomes “healthy” if you put lettuce and tomato on it.

Strange but true: The number who believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows isn’t the most disturbing result from this survey.

http://hotair.com/archives/2017/06/15/endgame-seven-percent-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-brown-cows/
Wait.  What?  You mean to tell me it doesn't come from brown cows? 
AWW  another year of college wasted!
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2017, 02:59:30 pm »
Keep in mind, most of those are people who are annoyed by the polling and are answering facetiously just to throw off the results. As you can see, it works like a charm.
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2017, 04:05:55 pm »
 Glad someone posted this, as I just read the article when I was checking the market.

These people vote.  Some, twice.
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2017, 04:06:59 pm »
Quote from: thackney on June 16, 2017, 02:46:09 pm
Nope.

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Wait til they find out where the egg comes out of the chicken.
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Re: Endgame: Seven percent of Americans think chocolate milk … comes from brown cows
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2017, 04:47:24 pm »
Quote from: rodamala on June 16, 2017, 04:06:59 pm
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Wait til they find out where the egg comes out of the chicken.

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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2017, 08:27:06 pm »
Quote from: Mom MD on June 16, 2017, 02:53:39 pm
Wait.  What?  You mean to tell me it doesn't come from brown cows? 
AWW  another year of college wasted!
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Don't feel bad.  In college I dated a third year freshman once. We were out drinking one night when I ordered a Black Russian.  She called me a racist.  It went down hill from there....
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