My 3 dogs this morning averaged 11-13 seconds. I was at 14 seconds but that was counting one thousand one one thousand two so it might be off a bit.
Dude, that's more information than we really needed. I'm just amazed some coprophile out there has found a niche doing this sort of research in the first place.
As for me, I'll be done by the end of the chapter. That's why there are two bathrooms.
Besides, no one in their right mind wants to be in a hurry to be next.