So if I understand how it all works, I can advocate that we track down this professor, torture him for 3 days in my basement, then drag him behind a pickup truck all the way to the doorstep of Fresno State and cut him loose. And if that in turn happens to offend anyone all I have to do is apologize.
Seems to me that just making the suggestion would be committing multiple crimes. Apparently not because this is nothing new: at least twice a week we see stories like this come out and then are followed up shortly thereafter with an apology. The apology magically wipes the slate clean and no crime was ever committed in the first place.
Somewhere along the line I guess the laws changed and no one ever told me.