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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #850 on: June 07, 2017, 01:56:05 am »
Good Lord.  Is that one on the right from the Cthulhu Collection?
Looks like something from the latest Mummy or Scorpion King franchises.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #851 on: June 07, 2017, 02:25:22 am »
Ok ..here's Ivanka in a $35 dress from Target.  I say it's an improvement!



That's the best I've seen her in a while. She needs to stop with the bat shit crazy and get back to basics. Even Lady Gaga gave up on the wild nit wittery.

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« Reply #852 on: June 07, 2017, 02:51:44 am »
That's the best I've seen her in a while. She needs to stop with the bat shit crazy and get back to basics. Even Lady Gaga gave up on the wild nit wittery.
She's still working at being "not mom". It'll come with time.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #853 on: June 07, 2017, 09:52:03 am »
She's still working at being "not mom". It'll come with time.

Ivanka is a beautiful woman, imho. Her mom dressed beautifully back in the day. It saddens me when she wears clothes like that red dress posted on the previous page. She has the money to have a stylist.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #854 on: June 07, 2017, 12:43:46 pm »
Ivanka is a beautiful woman, imho. Her mom dressed beautifully back in the day. It saddens me when she wears clothes like that red dress posted on the previous page. She has the money to have a stylist.
She didn't look bad in that red dress, actually, it is just a question of what people thought she should be wearing to Ford's Theater next to a guy in a Tux. I think she wears what she likes, get the feeling that is as much a question of comfort as anything, and she has somewhat eclectic taste. She makes the Target dress look good, which should be an inspiration to women on a budget: you can look good without spending a fortune. She still outdresses the previous set...
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #855 on: June 07, 2017, 01:42:47 pm »
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #856 on: June 07, 2017, 01:44:08 pm »
That doesn't actually look terrible.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #857 on: June 07, 2017, 01:54:23 pm »
Ivanka and Jared on their way to the Ford Theater Gala:



While I don't like this dress, it has occurred to me that it is more in line with what a religious woman might wear.

She might be exploring a bit.  She seems to have stuck pretty much to things in the way of sheath dresses and may be bored with it.

Or she could be pregnant again.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #858 on: June 07, 2017, 02:32:51 pm »
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Still believing she has the most fabulous arms on the planet, apparently.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #859 on: June 07, 2017, 02:40:21 pm »
That doesn't actually look terrible.
Not from that angle. They are still careful to not photograph her in profile, which would likely be unflattering. The outfit hides her form, which is a plus, and the drape makes her shoulders seem narrower than a linebacker's without emphasizing her posterior, so the effect is flattering for her form.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #860 on: June 07, 2017, 02:42:45 pm »
While I don't like this dress, it has occurred to me that it is more in line with what a religious woman might wear.

She might be exploring a bit.  She seems to have stuck pretty much to things in the way of sheath dresses and may be bored with it.

Or she could be pregnant again.
That fabric is deceptively sheer, too.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #861 on: June 07, 2017, 03:00:23 pm »
While I don't like this dress, it has occurred to me that it is more in line with what a religious woman might wear.

She might be exploring a bit.  She seems to have stuck pretty much to things in the way of sheath dresses and may be bored with it.

Or she could be pregnant again.

When you have to come up with excuses that are a stretch, the outfit is shit.

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #862 on: June 07, 2017, 11:37:38 pm »
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Looks like she had a pantsuit on first and forgot to take the pants off. Fugly as usual.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #863 on: June 07, 2017, 11:50:20 pm »
While I don't like this dress, it has occurred to me that it is more in line with what a religious woman might wear.

She might be exploring a bit.  She seems to have stuck pretty much to things in the way of sheath dresses and may be bored with it.

Or she could be pregnant again.

Looks to me like a dress that's designed for darker conditions, not bright sunlight. Look at it by candlelight and it'll become interesting.
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #864 on: June 08, 2017, 01:17:34 am »
Looks to me like a dress that's designed for darker conditions, not bright sunlight. Look at it by candlelight and it'll become interesting.
Any backlighting will attract attention...
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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #865 on: June 08, 2017, 10:57:49 am »
From Apple event this week.  Still has the magic!   *****rollingeyes*****



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The word "schlump" was coined just for that thing. 

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #866 on: June 08, 2017, 01:30:34 pm »
@Right_in_Virginia

The word "schlump" was coined just for that thing.

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #867 on: June 08, 2017, 01:45:57 pm »
@CatherineofAragon

You are too kind, my friend.   :laugh:

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I shall concede that point, lol.

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #868 on: June 10, 2017, 04:41:57 pm »
Reminder:  Melania and Barron move to Washington this coming week.  ^-^


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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #869 on: June 10, 2017, 04:53:29 pm »
What about this (bangs) occasionally for Melania?  She'd have to go with short wings in the front, which might help show more of her face. 


                 



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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #870 on: June 10, 2017, 05:15:05 pm »
What about this (bangs) occasionally for Melania? 

Oh, I'd give "bangs" to Melania more than occasionally.

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #871 on: June 10, 2017, 05:21:56 pm »
Oh, I'd give "bangs" to Melania more than occasionally.

We'll put this in the "Yes" column.   :laugh:

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #872 on: June 10, 2017, 10:08:26 pm »
Reminder:  Melania and Barron move to Washington this coming week.  ^-^



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LOVE THIS

Look at the leopard heels....she does animal print tastefully.

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #873 on: June 10, 2017, 10:09:28 pm »
What about this (bangs) occasionally for Melania?  She'd have to go with short wings in the front, which might help show more of her face. 


                 

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I like them on her.  Bangs are a foreign concept to me, since I have curly hair, so I'm not the best authority.

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Re: FLOTUS Fashion
« Reply #874 on: June 10, 2017, 10:10:17 pm »
Oh, I'd give "bangs" to Melania more than occasionally.

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He sees his opportunity, he pounces, lol.