Author Topic: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread (Read 114766 times)

verga · « **Reply #700 on:** March 03, 2022, 04:57:55 pm »

Quote from: sneaky pete on March 03, 2022, 02:58:53 am

@Cyber Liberty

Well,the good news is that even a crippled-up old geezer like me could run away from them.

@sneaky pete Sure yeah I would normally agree with you, but what if they were Teenage mutant ninja murder turtles? They are stealthy.

sneakypete · « **Reply #701 on:** March 03, 2022, 07:05:41 pm »

Quote from: verga on March 03, 2022, 04:57:55 pm

@sneaky pete Sure yeah I would normally agree with you, but what if they were Teenage mutant ninja murder turtles? They are stealthy.

@verga

Not only am I also stealthy,but I carry a 44.

corbe · « **Reply #702 on:** March 06, 2022, 03:17:28 am »

Since @Texas Robin broke it I'm only carrying 13.97 cm.

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #703 on:** March 08, 2022, 02:02:16 am »

Florida man gets naked, takes a dump on his neighbor's glass table.
https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-caught-on-camera-defecating-on-neighbors-porch-deputies-say

andy58-in-nh · « **Reply #704 on:** March 08, 2022, 02:06:45 am »

Quote from: jmyrlefuller on March 08, 2022, 02:02:16 am

Florida man gets naked, takes a dump on his neighbor's glass table.
https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-caught-on-camera-defecating-on-neighbors-porch-deputies-say

The police certainly have a clear case against him.

Kamaji · « **Reply #705 on:** March 08, 2022, 02:07:58 am »

Quote from: andy58-in-nh on March 08, 2022, 02:06:45 am

The police certainly have a clear case against him.

sneakypete · « **Reply #706 on:** March 08, 2022, 02:11:45 am »

Is it just me,or is Florida Man slacking off?

Kamaji · « **Reply #707 on:** March 08, 2022, 02:24:53 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on March 08, 2022, 02:11:45 am

Is it just me,or is Florida Man slacking off?

Too much competition from Bidet.

240B · « **Reply #708 on:** March 08, 2022, 02:40:37 am »

Guy goes to his psychologist wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
Doc takes one look and says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

mountaineer · « **Reply #709 on:** April 30, 2022, 02:56:09 pm »

Florida man arrested for allegedly burning Dallas lawyer alive in 2016
By Selim Algar
April 28, 2022 2:29pm

A Florida man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly brutally burning a prominent Texas lawyer to death in 2016 — a case that became one of the Lone Star State’s highest-profile unsolved mysteries.

Steven Benton Aubrey, 61, beat attorney Ira Tobolowsky, 68, then doused him with gasoline and lit him on fire because he represented his mother in a bitter court case against him, cops charged.

Authorities said the longtime suspect was arrested for the crime which shook Dallas and will be extradited to Texas to face a capital murder charge.

Tobolowsky was representing Aubrey’s mother in an ugly dispute with her son over her late husband’s estate. ... NY Post

DB · « **Reply #710 on:** April 30, 2022, 03:18:48 pm »

Quote from: mountaineer on April 30, 2022, 02:56:09 pm

Florida man arrested for allegedly burning Dallas lawyer alive in 2016
By Selim Algar
April 28, 2022 2:29pm

A Florida man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly brutally burning a prominent Texas lawyer to death in 2016 — a case that became one of the Lone Star State’s highest-profile unsolved mysteries.

Steven Benton Aubrey, 61, beat attorney Ira Tobolowsky, 68, then doused him with gasoline and lit him on fire because he represented his mother in a bitter court case against him, cops charged.

Authorities said the longtime suspect was arrested for the crime which shook Dallas and will be extradited to Texas to face a capital murder charge.

Tobolowsky was representing Aubrey’s mother in an ugly dispute with her son over her late husband’s estate. ... NY Post

That's rare, a lawyer with actual skin in the game...

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #711 on:** April 30, 2022, 04:12:02 pm »

Quote from: DB on April 30, 2022, 03:18:48 pm

That's rare, a lawyer with actual skin in the game...

Too bad he didn't get to keep it.

mountaineer · « **Reply #712 on:** May 12, 2022, 11:26:49 pm »

Some Ukrainian-Floridians want to participate in the whole "Florida man" adventure.

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Ukrainian family facing hate crimes charges in attack that left gay man blind in Pompano Beach, Florida
By B911 -
May 12, 2022

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – The Broward State Attorney’s Office filed hate crime charges on Tuesday against three individuals accused of severely beating a man based on his sexual orientation.

The victim, 31, of Pompano Beach, was severely beaten during an incident that occurred in the city on or about August 6, 2021. He has been permanently blinded and sustained other serious injuries as a result of the incident.

The suspects are Ukrainians Inna Makarenko, 44; Yevhen Makarenko, 43; and Oleh Makarenko, 21.

A fourth person, Vladyslav Makarenko, was transferred from Alabama to the Broward County jail system on Monday. Prosecutors are reviewing the case against him and formal charges have not been filed at this time. ...

Breaking911

mystery-ak · « **Reply #713 on:** May 30, 2022, 09:01:07 pm »

18-Year-Old Florida Man Arrested for Posting Photo With Guns With Caption ‘Hey Siri, Directions to the Nearest School’
By Cassandra Fairbanks
Published May 30, 2022 at 1:15pm

An 18-year-old Florida man has been arrested for “threatening to conduct a mass shooting or act of terrorism.”

Corey Anderson, 18, of Lutz, had posted images of himself with what appeared to be a handgun, a rifle, and a tactical style vest — along with the caption “Hey Siri, directions to the nearest school.”

He was arrested at his home on Sunday after someone called in a tip to law enforcement.

After further investigation, detectives from the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office determined the handgun and rifle were “airsoft guns,” according to a press release.

“This type of threat is unacceptable. This man intentionally instilled fear into our community as a sick joke, but be warned, this is no laughing matter,” said Sheriff Chad Chronister in a statement. “We will do everything within our power to apprehend, and pursue charges on those who make school-based threats.”

“Protecting students is our greatest priority. We take school threats very seriously, if you see something suspicious, please contact us immediately,” Chronister added.

The teenager’s bond was set at $7,500 and he was no longer listed in custody as of Monday.

more
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/05/18-year-old-florida-man-arrested-posting-photo-guns-caption-hey-siri-directions-nearest-school/

mountaineer · « **Reply #714 on:** May 30, 2022, 10:01:23 pm »

Clearly, "Florida Man" worthy.

240B · « **Reply #715 on:** June 06, 2022, 01:28:42 pm »

verga · « **Reply #716 on:** June 06, 2022, 04:49:54 pm »

Quote from: 240B on June 06, 2022, 01:28:42 pm

Some days it has to be qa real toss up if articles like this go in "Florida Man" or Ridiculous news of the day".

sneakypete · « **Reply #717 on:** June 06, 2022, 05:37:37 pm »

Quote from: verga on June 06, 2022, 04:49:54 pm

Some days it has to be qa real toss up if articles like this go in "Florida Man" or Ridiculous news of the day".

@verga

It's a good "fit" for both,so it doesn't matter.

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #718 on:** June 06, 2022, 06:30:08 pm »

Quote from: verga on June 06, 2022, 04:49:54 pm

Some days it has to be qa real toss up if articles like this go in "Florida Man" or Ridiculous news of the day".

I would not consider it to be spam if you were to post something on both threads....

corbe · « **Reply #719 on:** June 09, 2022, 02:14:45 am »

I hope this Florida Man is Running.

240B · « **Reply #720 on:** June 10, 2022, 01:48:07 am »

GtHawk · « **Reply #721 on:** June 10, 2022, 06:49:34 am »

Quote from: mountaineer on April 30, 2022, 02:56:09 pm

Florida man arrested for allegedly burning Dallas lawyer alive in 2016
By Selim Algar
April 28, 2022 2:29pm

A Florida man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly brutally burning a prominent Texas lawyer to death in 2016 — a case that became one of the Lone Star State’s highest-profile unsolved mysteries.

Steven Benton Aubrey, 61, beat attorney Ira Tobolowsky, 68, then doused him with gasoline and lit him on fire because he represented his mother in a bitter court case against him, cops charged.

Authorities said the longtime suspect was arrested for the crime which shook Dallas and will be extradited to Texas to face a capital murder charge.

Tobolowsky was representing Aubrey’s mother in an ugly dispute with her son over her late husband’s estate. ... NY Post

Idiot did it bass-ackwards, you light the attorney on fire and then you beat the fire out.

verga · « **Reply #722 on:** June 10, 2022, 05:33:15 pm »

Quote from: GtHawk on June 10, 2022, 06:49:34 am

Idiot did it bass-ackwards, you light the attorney on fire and then you beat the fire out.

I wonder if he will use the "Your honor, some people just need killin." defense.

GtHawk · « **Reply #723 on:** June 10, 2022, 07:37:34 pm »

Quote from: verga on June 10, 2022, 05:33:15 pm

I wonder if he will use the "Your honor, some people just need killin." defense.

Risky, the jury may agree and give him the

penalty.

mountaineer · « **Reply #724 on:** June 11, 2022, 01:36:03 pm »

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Florida woman, 48, on trial for murdering her former NBA executive husband, 65, 'scrolled through DATING APP while he lay on the ground bleeding to death': She originally said he had a heart attack before claiming he stabbed himself

Danielle Redlick, 48, is accused of fatally stabbing then 65-year-old husband Michael on January 12, 2019. The two had been married 15 years
An attorney alleged in court Thursday that Michael, a former NBA executive, was found in a pool of his own blood on the family's kitchen
Redlick was surrounded by blood-soaked towels, a mop, cleaning product and a bucket of water that had turned pink
Opening statements Thursday gave the jurors a choice as attorneys for Danielle Redlick said that she acted in self-defense
Danielle has already rejected a plea deal to admit to manslaughter and face 10 years in prison. If convicted of murder, she would serve life in prison

By Stephen M. Lepore For Dailymail.Com
Published: 23:37 EDT, 10 June 2022 | Updated: 02:40 EDT, 11 June 2022

A Florida woman standing trial for allegedly murdering her husband is accused of going through Tinder while he bled to death on the floor.

Danielle Redlick, 48, is accused of fatally stabbing then 65-year-old husband Michael on January 12, 2019. The two had been married 15 years, according to The Daily Beast.

Assistant State Attorney Sean Wiggins alleged in court Thursday that Michael, a former NBA executive, was found in a pool of his own blood on the family's kitchen floor surrounded by blood-soaked towels, a mop, cleaning product and a bucket of water that had turned pink. ...

Daily Mail