The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread

[Kamaji]

"Florida man, 76, jailed for performing botched CASTRATION on a man he met on eunuch fetish website

July 31, 2021"

https://hienalouca.com/2021/07/31/florida-man-76-jailed-for-performing-botched-castration-on-a-man-he-met-on-eunuch-fetish-website/

Well, that took balls!

[mountaineer]

eunuch fetish website

What a world. 

[sneakypete]

...... eunuch fetish website

@dancer

I like to think I am not easily surprised,but this one managed it. It had never even occurred to me there would ever be such a thing.

Have these people never heard of hospitals?

The good news here is that pervert won't be passing THOSE genes down.

[sneakypete]

Well, that took balls!

@Kamaji

Nice summation!

[roamer_1]

Well, that took balls!

 

Nice.

[Smokin Joe]

@dancer

I like to think I am not easily surprised,but this one managed it. It had never even occurred to me there would ever be such a thing.

Have these people never heard of hospitals?

The good news here is that pervert won't be passing THOSE genes down.

What I don't understand is three hours?
Anyone ever been to a calf branding knows that can be done in about 30 seconds.

That said, there are some sick puppies out there.

[Wingnut]

What a world. 

Obama's kind of site,

[sneakypete]

What I don't understand is three hours?
 

@Smokin Joe

He was having fun,and didn't want it to end.

[Smokin Joe]

@Smokin Joe

He was having fun,and didn't want it to end.

There are some sick puppies out there.

[dancer]

Well, that took balls!

Sure did!  LOL

[mountaineer]

Once again, Florida Woman steps up to the plate and hits a homer. Well, woman visiting Florida, anyway. Is there something in the water?

Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports
Dom Calicchio
Tue, September 7, 2021, 11:58 PM

A tense standoff between Florida authorities and an armed suspect became even more dangerous over the weekend when a naked 28-year-old woman suddenly drove into the crime scene on a golf cart, according to reports.

The woman, identified as Jessica Smith, from Boston, had "a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her person, and she was completely nude," an affidavit of the incident said, according to FOX 13 of Tampa Bay.

At the time, police in Dunedin had several Pinellas County sheriff’s office vehicles parked around the crime scene, the station reported. Smith allegedly drove past the law enforcement vehicles and into the area where authorities were confronting an armed 18-year-old suspect in what turned out to be a six-hour standoff, the report said.

Smith allegedly ignored officers’ demands that she leave the area, then later refused to get out of the golf cart when officers approached to arrest her. Sheriff’s deputies then pulled her from the cart and handcuffed her, the report said. ...

Yahoo News

[corbe]

[Kamaji]

Once again, Florida Woman steps up to the plate and hits a homer. Well, woman visiting Florida, anyway. Is there something in the water? Yahoo News

Miz. Smith:

[GtHawk]

maybe he shat himself and she remembered how Mitt Romney dealt with a similar situation?

[verga]

One of the women in our dog rescue group posted a picture of one of her kids who had climbed into one of the dog crates. Dept of CPS were knockings on her door less than 24 hours later. Fortunately her husband one of the county Deputy Sheriffs, and about 80 of us testified that her kid climbed in there on their own.

[sneakypete]

One of the women in our dog rescue group posted a picture of one of her kids who had climbed into one of the dog crates. Dept of CPS were knockings on her door less than 24 hours later. Fortunately her husband one of the county Deputy Sheriffs, and about 80 of us testified that her kid climbed in there on their own.

@verga

All they had to do was ask the kid,but it seems like there is nothing these days as uncommon as common sense.

[Smokin Joe]

@verga

All they had to do was ask the kid,but it seems like there is nothing these days as uncommon as common sense.

That is the one time they will maintain the kid lied, supposedly because they were afraid of their parents.

If they accuse you, you are guilty, just ask them, and they can and will twist everything to make it look that way.

These people dodged a bullet hat rarely misses.

[240B]

[sneakypete]

Good to see that Florida Man is back.

I was afraid he had been killed or put into prison.

[GtHawk]

Good to see that Florida Man is back.

I was afraid he had been killed or put into prison.

I thought he just move to DC by way of Delaware.

[sneakypete]

I thought he just move to DC by way of Delaware.

@GtHawk

That is actually an insult to Florida Man,who isn't TRYING to hurt anyone,but just trying to have a good time.

[Cyber Liberty]

It's the Murder Turtles.

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police

A self-proclaimed “saint” was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.

Authorities received multiple calls about a man who was disturbing the peace at several businesses in Indialantic, a town about 75 miles southeast of Orlando, the affidavit said. The suspect, later identified as 61-year-old Thomas Devaney Lane, was calling himself “the saint” and allegedly said his army of turtles would “destroy everyone,” WKMG reported.

Lane accompanied a responding officer back to police headquarters where he pounded on the walls and glass before leaving the station, police said. Officers later found him in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven where he allegedly cursed out customers and called 911, Orlando's Fox 35 reported.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-threatening-to-destroy-town-with-army-of-turtles-police

[DB]

You laugh now... Wait until you're knee deep in turtles...

[mountaineer]

You laugh now... Wait until you're knee deep in turtles...

I hope they aren't snapping turtles.

[sneakypete]

It's the Murder Turtles.

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-threatening-to-destroy-town-with-army-of-turtles-police

@Cyber Liberty


Well,the good news is that even a crippled-up old geezer like me could run away from them.