A one-sentence bill.
This is the way it should be done! ;)
Fishrrman's proposed Constitutional amendment:
No bill issuing forth from Congress shall be comprised of more than 25 pages, except the federal budget, which shall be limited to 50 pages or less.
The Chambers of Congress shall conduct business between the hours of 7am and 7pm.
No business of any type will be permitted between 7pm and 7am.