I saw this on twitter last night, and I cracked up.
I mean, think about it.
The person saying they could not live among us because we are racist hayseeds, is in fact, being a bigoted racist by pointing out all the stereotypes associated with being us, fellow Americans, no less.
2 quick stories:
(1)I recently transplanted from California lady at my local Pack-n-sack store was going on about gun control, asking the clerk, who didn't speak English enough to care, talking about how Sandy Hook would have never happened in California. (This was pre-San Bernardino).
Looking for affirmation, she asked what I thought, and I said "Ma'am, I am a Texan, and I strongly defend the 2nd amendment. Of course, she called me a "redneck" and stormed out. The store clerk, it turns out, spoke better English than he let on, and we both had a good laugh at that.
(2)For all the redneckedness (is this a word? Maybe, rednekkidness is better?), my little company has 5 employees here in Texas.
Me, a Colombian, an Englishman, a Croatian, and a Vietnamese man.
(Sounds like a joke is fixin' to break out, doesn't it?).
We contract an African-American programmer, that we will probably take on full time, if we can pay him more than his own private business earns him, eventually.
So, we are just too stupid to know that we are supposed to be racist, I guess.