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NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:59:23 pm »
NFL Live Thread Final Regular Season Week 17

Sunday, Jan. 1
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Texans at Titans
1 p.m. ET Panthers at Buccaneers
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Colts
1 p.m. ET Patriots at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Bears at Vikings
1 p.m. ET Bills at Jets
1 p.m. ET Cowboys at Eagles
1 p.m. ET Browns at Steelers
4:25 p.m. EF Saints at Falcons
4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Redskins
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Raiders at Broncos
4:25 p.m. ET Chiefs at Chargers
4:25 p.m. ET Seahawks at 49ers
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Lions






I know what your thinking--  Yeah, how could...    a really hot K-9 Police Detective, me, David Hoffman get involved on Bendy's NFL Live Thread--

Oh, and yeah--  Angie...  on the cover up there?

Well--  You know...  Bendy--

With his Boys, either feast or famine--  He gets... hammered good.  But let's get to how all this came about.-

Yoe, Dave!  Take us to Angie's...  she's making Bendy's NFL Picks this week.

Okay..  get in--

Now, let me see if I can put this together...  Bendy's plastered really good and since Anglie was the last female he nailed, she gets to pick for him--

Damn, Dave--  You are still...  one detecting son-of-a-bitch!

Look, Tanner-- Leave my Mom...  out of this!

Angie's sleeping with Bendy?  No way...    that could be happening, right?

Let it go, Tanner--  Let...   it go.


Up and at 'em, Angie!  you are making Bendy's NFL Picks this week!

So, week 17--  Who wins...  and who gets wacked--

Even with nothing to play for, the Ravens...   bitch slap the Bengals into next Thursday--

The Bucking Ears end...  Cam's season on a downer--

Jags--  Colts--  Who cares?  But a coin flip...  says the Colts---

No rest for the wicked as big's Pattycheaters...  drop a wall on the Phins--

Don't get too close, Imp...  as it will be a Viqueen funeral for Da Bears--

What?  No Rex for a Bills/Jets game?  Oh well...    even Rexless Bills find an acorn--

Even resting, I'm still feeling Romolistic...    for a 14th win for Bendy's Boys--

Really Geils, there is...  no hope for the Browns against the Stoolers even if Big Ben does not get off the pot--

And old Drew huffs and puffs...  but he cannot blow down Atlanta's byrd house--

And as much as I hate to say it...  them Jersey Jints wipe the floor with the Deadskins--

Oops-- Forgot Allegras Texicans vs Allegra's Old Earlers, so I'm all in...  on Allegra's New beating her Old--

Tribeca?  You and Giels...  in my office!

How can you pick Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards...  over our beloved LA team?

Hey Chief--  They are called the Ewes...  for a reason---

Yeah...    Tribeca's right, they are the no-balls Rams--

I am a cop, and...  know outlaws--  so Seven's DeCarred Waiders get upended by Manning's Old Mad Mile High Ponies--

What?  You don't believe...  Bendy's Old Dallas Texans will find a way to dam up Old Man Rivers--

I have a badge...  so I know the Seathugs get their bye early at the Soapy 9ers--

And also that Aaron Boy makes big's day...  and ruins the Loinchops season--

Anithing we've overlooked?  You got anything...  Dr. Edelweiss?

Only that...  will Bendy respect you after making his picks?-

Hummmm--  I best...  get some advice on that.

Angie.  Angie-- Angie---  Angie--  How...  can you think that?

You have to trust Bendy...    like me, he means well--  But, honey, he's male!

Well, Dave, how...  did I do?

Angie-- I'm taking...  the fifth.

Okay, okay-- Listen up!  As soon as I get this working...   we go back to keeping the peace and killing all the bad guys!

Right-- First and formost, I am...  a cop!-

But later tonight, Bendy-- I'm...  patting you down good!

I'll go...  peacefully, Office--

Okay, get you picks in right now...    or we start blasting!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2016, 10:07:58 pm »

This season sure flew by. Once more into the breach! Here they are:




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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2016, 10:46:31 pm »
NFL Live Thread Final Regular Season Week 17

Picks so far:

Sunday, Jan. 1

====Ravens at Bengals==

=====Allegra's Texicans at Allegra's Old Earlers=

Panthers at Buccaneers======

=Jaguars at Colts=====

======big's Patty Cheaters at Dolphins

Imp's Da Bears at Viqueens======

===Bills at Jets===

=====My & Tom's Boys at Iggles=

=Browns at Stoolers=====

Ain'ts at Falcons======

====Giants at Redskins==

======Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Ewes=

====Seven's Raiders at Broncos==

=====My Old Dallas Texans at Chargers=

=====Seathugs at Soapy 9ers=

===[=big's Packer Wackers at Clet's Loinchops=
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2016, 04:53:18 pm »
Re:

Today is the 49th anniversary of the Classic "Star Trek" episode...   "The Trouble With Tribbles" and as Captain Kirk said on that day--

Could someone..  close that door?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2016, 05:02:14 pm »
NFL Live Thread Final Regular Season Week 17

Picks so far:

Sunday, Jan. 1

====Ravens at Bengals===

======Allegra's Texicans at Allegra's Old Earlers=

Panthers at Buccaneers=======

==Jaguars at Colts=====

=======big's Patty Cheaters at Dolphins

Imp's Da Bears at Viqueens=======

====Bills at Jets===

=====My & Tom's Boys at Iggles==

=Browns at Stoolers======

Ain'ts at Falcons=======

=====Giants at Redskins==

======Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Ewes=

=====Seven's Raiders at Broncos==

=====My Old Dallas Texans at Chargers==

======Seathugs at Soapy 9ers=

===[=big's Packer Wackers at Clet's Loinchops==
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2016, 10:02:51 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on December 29, 2016, 04:53:18 pm


Could someone..  close that door?


It could be worse


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2016, 11:59:44 am »
Sunday, Jan. 1
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Bengals/ ravens
1 p.m. ET Texans at Titans / texans
1 p.m. ET Panthers at Buccaneers / bucs
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Colts / colts
1 p.m. ET Patriots at Dolphins / Phins
1 p.m. ET Bears at Vikings / vikings
1 p.m. ET Bills at Jets / bills
1 p.m. ET Cowboys at Eagles / Cowboys
1 p.m. ET Browns at Steelers / steelers
4:25 p.m. EF Saints at Falcons / falcons
4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Redskins / deadskins
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Rams / cards
4:25 p.m. ET Raiders at Broncos /  raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Chiefs at Chargers / chiefs
4:25 p.m. ET Seahawks at 49ers / seahawks
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Lions / packers
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2016, 01:29:37 pm »
NFL Live Thread Final Regular Season Week 17

Picks so far:

Sunday, Jan. 1

========Ravens at Bengals===

========Allegra's Texicans at Allegra's Old Earlers===

=Panthers at Buccaneers==========

==Jaguars at Colts=========

=========big's Patty Cheaters at Dolphins==

Imp's Da Bears at Viqueens===========

========Bills at Jets===

=========My & Tom's Boys at Iggles==

=Browns at Stoolers==========

Ain'ts at Falcons===========

======Jersey Jints at Deadskins=====

==========Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Ewes=

========Seven's Raiders at Broncos===

=========My Old Dallas Texans at Chargers==

==========Seathugs at Soapy 9ers=

===[===big's Packer Wackers at Clet's Loinchops====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2016, 10:43:43 pm »
Re from TOS: What do you make of the [wild] rumors of your ‘Boys starting Romo (rhymes with...)?

Gadzooks, Clet-- In the words...   of The Immortal Bardbot--

There is a young fella, called by the name of Dak,
who will start in Philly, my Boys’ attack,
and in an attempt to show mo,
Jerry will later send in Romo,
and pray no Eagle gets a killer sack—

In the 2nd half at Philly, for the remaining rumble,
under center will be Sanchez, of the Butt Fumble,
and no matter of Mark's test drive,
Dak and Tony will still be alive,
and my Boys’ll be rested for the coming play-off shuffle—

Now, need any more...   be said?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2017, 01:12:20 am »
Here are my picks

Bills
Steelers
Buccaneers
Texans
Vikings
Cowboys
Patriots
Colts
Ravens
Chiefs
Seahawks
Cardinals
Raiders
Falcons
Giants
Packers
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2017, 01:16:43 pm »

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2017, 01:36:15 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2017, 02:34:36 pm »
NFL Live Thread Final Regular Season Week 17

Picks so far:

Sunday, Jan. 1

=========Ravens at Bengals===

=========Allegra's Texicans at Allegra's Old Earlers===

=Panthers at Buccaneers===========

==Jaguars at Colts==========

==========big's Patty Cheaters at Dolphins==

Imp's Da Bears at Viqueens============

=========Bills at Jets===

==========My & Tom's Boys at Iggles==

=Browns at Stoolers===========

Ain'ts at Falcons============

=======Jersey Jints at Deadskins=====

===========Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Ewes=

=========Seven's Raiders at Broncos===

==========My Old Dallas Texans at Chargers==

===========Seathugs at Soapy 9ers=

===[===big's Packer Wackers at Clet's Loinchops====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2017, 03:28:05 pm »
To Cletus D. Yokel on TOS: Well Cletus I think your Loinchops have a real good chance to win the division today for the first time in a long time. I'd wish you luck but I'm hoping I'm wrong! ;)


 *hmmmm*
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2017, 05:25:50 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on December 31, 2016, 10:43:43 pm
Re from TOS: What do you make of the [wild] rumors of your ‘Boys starting Romo (rhymes with...)?

Just to let you know, Clet-- I'm coming to play and I'm...    pissed!

Now, Tony, with Tyron Smith not covering your blindside, we've...    taken some safety measures. Now, go git 'em!

Will do, Jerry-- Will...    do--

Matthew, without Tyron on the job, do you really think...    Tony can stay healthy?

As long as I have beer and bullets...    Tony's safe!

Don't worry, Jerry-- We're here...    to patch Tony up--

Gadzooks-- With these folks on the job, how can we...    not get that 14th win--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2017, 05:32:42 pm »
Quote from: BigHomer on January 01, 2017, 03:28:05 pm
To Cletus D. Yokel on TOS: Well Cletus I think your Loinchops have a real good chance to win the division today for the first time in a long time. I'd wish you luck but I'm hoping I'm wrong! ;)


 *hmmmm*

Really, big--  With Richie, Ralph, Potsie, the Fonz and us...    plus all of Milwaukee behind the Pack, how can you doubt they'll win?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2017, 05:56:53 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on January 01, 2017, 05:32:42 pm
Really, big--  With Richie, Ralph, Potsie, the Fonz and us...    plus all of Milwaukee behind the Pack, how can you doubt they'll win?


What are we, chopped liver?





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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2017, 06:27:07 pm »
Quote from: BigHomer on January 01, 2017, 05:56:53 pm

What are we, chopped liver?





Sorry, Bendy-- Laverne, Shirlye and all the "Happy Days" kids...    were never loud like this dumbass group!

Ey, Ay, Eh, Red...    Ey, Ay, Eh!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2017, 06:28:44 pm »
Pats already winning 13-0 over the Dolphins. Game started at 1pm.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2017, 06:38:13 pm »
Are we here at WKRP the only ones...  that see the Bengals are leading the Raven 20 to 3?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2017, 06:50:52 pm »
Touchdown...  ROMO!

And No Butt Fumble...  Sanchez!

I'd almost prefer...  the Butt Fumble!

Yep--  Best go...  get a pizza--

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2017, 08:43:17 pm »
Well my Patriot boys did their part Bend





Now we'll see if my Packer boys can
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2017, 09:06:02 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on January 01, 2017, 06:50:52 pm


Yep--  Best go...  get a pizza--


Well Bend the good thing is your boys are unlikely to play an NFC Least team in the post season


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2017, 10:21:47 pm »
Hannah Storm is just all over it


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 17
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2017, 12:32:00 am »
Packers - Lions winner will host the Jints. And the loser goes to Seattle.

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