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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« on: December 16, 2016, 01:03:39 pm »
It's that time of year again...


What Christmas Fails have YOU seen?

 


Just sayin'

Palm trees should NOT be decorated...



Glorious Christmas Gifts?

Yeh, maybe for your commie loving friends




What goes on in this family, stays in this family

Not one person is bothered by this?




Talk about uninformed

Yeh, I think I saw pics of Jesus' birth on SnapChat




Um....

The giant, pooping elf is actually a mega-sized version of a popular ornament called a Caganer, a popular ornament in Catalonia and other areas of Spain, Portugal and Italy.






 Lonely Couple Christmas Card

Baby Mac has his mother's eyes




Let There Be Pease on Erth

Technically, Pease, in Middle English, was a noun referring to the vegetable pea.

So, here's wishing everyone has peas on Christmas.




Nailed It!



Go home Santa, you're drunk



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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2016, 01:07:21 pm »




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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2016, 02:02:41 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2016, 02:03:37 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2016, 02:07:13 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2016, 02:22:33 pm »

Have you decorated the tree yet?

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2016, 02:33:58 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2016, 02:39:31 pm »
I love the pooping elf. It's Mr. Hankey!

I have that same Mac. My first Mac. :)

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Adopt a puppy or kitty from your local shelter
Or an older dog or cat. They're true love❤️

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2016, 02:45:52 pm »
Trying to post some funny photos...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2016, 02:47:02 pm »
One more for you

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2016, 03:32:20 pm »
How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2016, 03:39:02 pm »
How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2016, 03:50:27 pm »
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
 
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes  Christmas to get into heaven."
 
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
 
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
 
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.
 
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
 
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2016, 03:51:13 pm »
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, his friend said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2016, 03:54:36 pm »
A cat and a Christmas tree

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2016, 03:55:00 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2016, 04:21:57 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2016, 05:27:41 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2016, 06:32:53 pm »
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 12/16***
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