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Offline ABX

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Crazy California Is Drawing Up Regulations To Enact Anti-Cow Fart Law
« on: November 30, 2016, 08:41:35 pm »
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If anything proves that the global warming/climate change nonsense has gone too far, this is it. During his first stint as governor of California in the late 1970s Jerry Brown was known by the nickname of “Governor Moonbeam.” Perhaps this go round he should be called “Governor Methane,” as his obsession with the climate change hypothesis is now leading California to regulate cow “emissions.”....

http://lidblog.com/california-it-anti-methane-cow-fart-bill/





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Re: Crazy California Is Drawing Up Regulations To Enact Anti-Cow Fart Law
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2016, 09:13:45 pm »

Pull my finger.
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Re: Crazy California Is Drawing Up Regulations To Enact Anti-Cow Fart Law
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2016, 10:30:39 pm »
It's not cow farts, but cow burps that release the methane.

Cow burps!!!

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Re: Crazy California Is Drawing Up Regulations To Enact Anti-Cow Fart Law
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2016, 09:01:48 am »
Well, rats! No more happy cows to give happy milk to make happy cheese.

We'll just have to drink grumpy milk and eat grumpy cheese, now.

If there wouldn't be some ridiculous attempt to impose this on the rest of the cattle in the nation within a decade, it'd be funny.
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Re: Crazy California Is Drawing Up Regulations To Enact Anti-Cow Fart Law
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2016, 11:53:02 am »
I had to double check my calendar.

I thought it was April 1 not December 1.

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