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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2016, 05:23:47 pm »
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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2016, 05:25:26 pm »
Definitely some artistic license was taken with those hips. 
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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2016, 05:32:30 pm »
Barak Obama, touting the use of alternative energy sources, shows off his freezer which uses no electricity.
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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2016, 05:35:18 pm »

The Snowmen family shown with a portrait of their leader Queen Ice B!tch.

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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2016, 05:38:21 pm »


The caption I would use would be the caption for this gif. If you know it, you know it.

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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2016, 05:41:38 pm »


The caption I would use would be the caption for this gif. If you know it, you know it.

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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2016, 06:24:00 pm »

The ones on the ends only look like they have ice in their hearts.
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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2016, 03:19:50 am »
What is the 'assortment' below the picture on the table?
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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2016, 04:03:57 am »
What is the 'assortment' below the picture on the table?

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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2016, 04:13:51 am »
Oh goody! They found the portrait!

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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2016, 04:20:48 am »
What is the 'assortment' below the picture on the table?

Cocaine storage. These are snowmen after all.

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Re: Caption this Photo
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2016, 04:27:34 am »
Cocaine storage. These are snowmen after all.

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