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NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« on: November 16, 2016, 01:19:17 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Thursday, Nov. 17
8:25 p.m. ET Saints at Panthers

Sunday, Nov. 20
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Browns
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Cowboys
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Lions
1 p.m. ET Titans at Colts
1 p.m. ET Bills at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chiefs
1 p.m. ET Bears at Giants
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Vikings
4:05 p.m. ET Dolphins at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at 49ers
4:25 p.m. ET Eagles at Seahawks
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Redskins

Monday, Nov. 21
8:30 p.m. ET Texans at Raiders

Bye week: Falcons, Broncos, Jets, Chargers


Yes, it is Week 11, sportsfan, and my always perfect picks...    are as follows: 


Thursday Night Feetball will see the Ain'ts add another nail in Cam's Cittycats season--

In regular Sunday action Big Ben's Stoolers finally get a win over the Brownstains--

My streaking Boys will add win number nine over Crab City's Dark Byrds--

The Loinchops root out a victory ovber the Jag-Offs--

Allegra's Old Earlers beat the Luck out of the Ponies from Indy--

TCU North show no respect for King Rex and his Buffalo Wings--

My Old Dallas Texans will kick off some Bucking Ears--

I wish Imp's Bears would give them Jersey Jints a game, but they won't--

Yet Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards do give the Viqueens a proper Viking Burial minus the water and boat--

LA's Ewes get a new shepherd, The Goeffinater, but the Phins almost twist his nater in two--

Gadzooks, big--  Can your Patty cheaters find a way to get by the Soapy 9ers?

I expect the Seahags to do my Boys a solid and kick the Iggles tailfeather into next Tuesday--

Likewise, big Packer Wackers can do the same by smacking down the Deadskins--

Monday Night I fear Allegra's Texicans will not slip by Seven's Waiders--

On the Bye & Bye this week, the Falcons, Broncos, Jets & Chargers have it their own way--

Bend?  Bendy--  Why do you never pick games in the real NFL...     The National Fastfood League?

You cannot...     be serious, Colonel? 

Hey, Bend, my boys are players just as much as your Dallas Cowboys...     and we're finger lickin' good!

Your team just lost 99 to nothing...     last week to the Hooterettes--

Well, Bendy...     you know why we lost--

Look at that front seven...     they have:

And that fantastic foursome...     in the backfield!

No wonder...     we lost.

That 99 to zip loss is nothing...     compared to the whipping Chicken Express is going to lay on those whimps you call players!

No way my boys are losing...     to your rubber chickens!

Okay, okay!  I'll pick--...     I'll pick the Colonels's lads to win--

Now, that's picking...     Bendy, old sport!

Gadzooks--  What will I be...     picking next?

Bendy--  Look, I coached the Boys to two Super Bowls...    so make a pick for my team--

I got the Miami franchise...    for the Jimmy legs!

Get your picks in and pick us to win...  or we're coming to you place and pluck you up good!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2016, 11:56:39 am »
And around the corner they come heading for home...Rockin' Week 11





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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2016, 12:02:27 pm »
Bender here are the Week 11 Fishy predictions....

Thursday, Nov. 17
8:25 p.m. ET Saints at Panthers- CAR  (My Saints will not recover from the most innovative way to lose a football game like last week.

Sunday, Nov. 20
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Browns- PITS
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Cowboys- DAL
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Lions- JAX
1 p.m. ET Titans at Colts -IND
1 p.m. ET Bills at Bengals- BUF
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chiefs- TB
1 p.m. ET Bears at Giants- CHI
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Vikings- ARZ
4:05 p.m. ET Dolphins at Rams- LA
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at 49ers- NE
4:25 p.m. ET Eagles at Seahawks- SEA
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Redskins- GB

Monday, Nov. 21
8:30 p.m. ET Texans at Raiders- OAK

Bye week: Falcons, Broncos, Jets, Chargers[/center]


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2016, 12:24:32 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2016, 01:11:57 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 17
===Saints at Panthers===

======Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys======

=Jaguars at Lions=====

===Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts===

=====Bills at Bengals=

=Buccaneers at Chiefs=====

=Bears at Giants=====

=====Cardinals at Vikings=

===Dolphins at Rams===

======Patriots at 49ers

=Eagles at Seahawks====

===Packers at Redskins===

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders======

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2016, 08:26:50 pm »
@Bender2 I picked the godless seahawks
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2016, 10:13:37 pm »
Quote from: BigHomer on November 16, 2016, 08:26:50 pm
@Bender2 I picked the godless seahawks

Made change from Godless Iggles to Godless Seathugs for ya in modifying above--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2016, 04:03:13 am »
Saints
Steelers
Cowboys
Lions
Titans
Bengals
Chiefs
Vikings
Dolphins
Patriots
Seahawks
Redskins
Raiders
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2016, 10:58:10 am »
saints
steelers
cowboys
lions
titans
bills
chiefs
bears
cards
phins
pats
seahawks
packers
raiders
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2016, 02:07:57 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 17
======Saints at Panthers===

=========Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys=========

=Jaguars at Lions========

======Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts===

======Bills at Bengals===

=Buccaneers at Chiefs========

==Bears at Giants======

=======Cardinals at Vikings==

======Dolphins at Rams===

=========Patriots at 49ers

==Eagles at Seahawks=======

=====Packers at Redskins====

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders=========

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2016, 02:14:05 pm »
Quote
from TOS

Re: "Gotta give him some slack...  He's old and he drinks a lot."

and "Now that right there...  is funny!"

Just because there is some rust on the gears...  don't mean we ain't hitting on all eight cylinders! Right, Lee?

Sorry, baby, I gotta get up...  and kick al's c into Hell's next Thursday for making fun of us old guys that drink a lot.

What about...  what big said?

His Packers suck...  so he's already in Hell--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2016, 10:14:34 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 17
======Saints at Panthers====

==========Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys==========

=Jaguars at Lions=========

=======Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts===

======Bills at Bengals====

=Buccaneers at Chiefs=========

==Bears at Giants=======

========Cardinals at Vikings==

=======Dolphins at Rams===

==========Patriots at 49ers

==Eagles at Seahawks========

=====Packers at Redskins=====

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders==========

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2016, 05:57:27 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Results & Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 17
======Saints at Panthers=====

==========Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys==========

=Jaguars at Lions=========

=======Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts===

======Bills at Bengals====

=Buccaneers at Chiefs=========

==Bears at Giants=======

========Cardinals at Vikings==

=======Dolphins at Rams===

==========Patriots at 49ers

==Eagles at Seahawks========

=====Packers at Redskins=====

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders==========

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== at

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2016, 12:45:51 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2016, 01:04:31 pm »
Well...one thing is for sure.

Tonight's game versus the Packers will tell us if my Redskins are going in the right direction, and whether Kirk Cousins will finally end the 'doubters'' incessant whining on his deserving the "franchise quarterback" tag.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2016, 01:25:42 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on November 20, 2016, 01:04:31 pm
Well...one thing is for sure.

Tonight's game versus the Packers will tell us if my Redskins are going in the right direction, and whether Kirk Cousins will finally end the 'doubters'' incessant whining on his deserving the "franchise quarterback" tag.


The way the Packers are playing, maybe not
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2016, 11:43:47 pm »
Bender....

Congratulations to you and the Dallas Cowboys. 

With a game and half lead for home team advantage, and the strength of their schedule, I'd say the road to the SB  now likely runs through Dallas.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2016, 11:29:53 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Results & Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 17
======Saints at Panthers=====

===========Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys===========

=Jaguars at Lions==========

=======Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts====

=======Bills at Bengals====

==Buccaneers at Chiefs=========

==Bears at Giants========

========Cardinals at Vikings===


========Dolphins at Rams===

===========Patriots at 49ers

==Eagles at Seahawks=========

=====Packers at Redskins======

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders==========
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 11
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2016, 12:32:12 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 11

Results:

Thursday, Nov. 17
======Saints at Panthers=====

===========Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys===========

=Jaguars at Lions==========

=======Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts====

=======Bills at Bengals====

==Buccaneers at Chiefs=========

==Bears at Giants========

========Cardinals at Vikings===


========Dolphins at Rams===

===========Patriots at 49ers

==Eagles at Seahawks=========

=====Packers at Redskins======

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders===========
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