Good day, America! Meet the “ecosexuals,” a group of cheerfully deranged human beings who earnestly wish to engage in sexual relations with Planet Earth. Yes, you read that right. But first, an anecdote.
In 1913, fresh off a resounding electoral defeat, Theodore Roosevelt, everyone’s favorite intrepid mustachioed adventurer, wandered down South America way. As was his wont, Roosevelt found himself quickly roped into a wildly impractical and highly dangerous journey. His mission: to map a treacherous and uncharted Amazon tributary that easily boasted at least 1,000 ways to die, including natives with poison darts, mysterious diseases, perilous rocky rapids, and numerous fantastic beasts.
If you’ve read “River Of Doubt,” Candace Millard’s 2006 account of Roosevelt’s epic trek through the Amazon—a journey that almost finished him off—you might recall the most horrifying beast of all. It is the tiny aquatic candiru, otherwise known as the “toothpick fish.” The candiru might seem innocent, but its specialty is deadly: desperately “wiggling,” as Millard put it, “its way into a urethra.” I’ll pause so you can cringe, cry, or quickly find the nearest bomb shelter or comfort dog...
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http://thefederalist.com/2016/11/08/no-ecosexuals-mother-nature-not-want-sex/
