Re: 
How's 'bout... 
them AGGIES!!!!
And they travel to Mississippi State this weekend... 
to get their 8th win of the year--
In other college action, Baylor's Bears stomp my old Pappy's Horney Toads to make up for that disaster with the Teasips--
Penny's #10 Cornhuskers get their 8th win of the year and rub it in against the #6 Buckingeyes--
Huskers rule-- High five... 
to knock their bucking eyes out!
Sorry, big, al-- Air Force shoots up Army--
Navy, on the other hand, takes the fight out of the Fightin' Irish--
Old Slippery Rock lays the wood to Seton Hill--
And finally, I'm going out on a limb here but luck is running my way... 
as I see #13 LSU knocking off #1 'Bama--
Gadzooks, campers-- When I think...
of how high my Aggies were just a day ago, it brings to mind the old story of the two Aggies hitchhiking near La Grange back in the 1950s.
They were down on the side of the highway by the driveway of the Chicken Rance and one noticed a car go up and park by the front door. A man gets out, goes to front door and knocks. Both aggies are wide-eyed as a beautiful young lady with panoramic cleavage opens the door and gives the man a sparkling smile. The man pulled out his wallet and hands the woman a twenty dollar bill. The woman takes the money, puts it down her low cut blouse right between her magnificent bosom, takes the man's arm and leads him into the house, closing the door behind her.
About twenty minutes later, the man comes back out with the biggest smile on his face, he gets into his car and happily drives away. Over the next hour, the two aggies see this happen again and again as a never ending parade of men come and go.
The aggies finally decide there much be something really good being sold up at that place. They decide to get some of it. The pool their available money and have a total of two dollars and 17 cents in change. With it in hand, they both walk up to the door and knock.
The same beautiful young lady with panoramic cleavage opens the door and gives the aggies her sparkling smile. They hold out their hands with their two dollars and 17 cents and smile back. The woman slaps the change out of their hands and snaps her fingers.
Two huge men appear and beat the holy crap out of both aggies for about twenty minutes. They then toss them down the driveway back to the side of the highway.
Both those aggies lay there for another ten minutes until one leaned up and said, "You know, pard, I don't think I could have taken twenty dollar worth of that--"
Now, y'all all know just how...
I feel this morning-- Boy oh, boy, was I on the wrong path in my picks yesterday. At least, Navy, Air Force and Slipper Rock did their jobs.
Don't worry, Bendy-- OU won and we are here...
to comfort.
All's well...
that end well!
