Pence to GOP: Come home to Trump

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Pence to GOP: Come home to Trump

By Matthew Nussbaum

10/24/16 05:07 PM EDT


Mike Pence is pushing a new message for the final two weeks of the campaign, and it’s aimed squarely at Republicans wavering on support for Donald Trump: “It’s time to come home.”

Trump’s running mate said it again and again at a rally in Salisbury, North Carolina on Monday, showcasing a revamped stump speech with 15 days until the election.

“It’s time to come home and elect Donald Trump as the next president of the United States,” Pence said. “It’s time to come home and re-elect Republican majorities in the United States House and the United States Senate. … It’s time to come home and come together and do everything in our power to make sure that Hillary Clinton is never elected president of the United States of America.”

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http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/mike-pence-republicans-home-trump-230259

[geronl]

... but hide your women and children

[Oceander]

Or what?  We'll get groped?  We'll get sued?   The alt-right will pay us a visit?

[geronl]

If I'm going to Come Back Home, it's for these girls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLbfv-AAyvQ

[HonestJohn]

I keep offering a great deal for my vote, but the GOP isn't buying.

$286 million in gold in a Swiss safety deposit box, a 50-foot sailing yacht w/metal hull, and a villa on the French Riviera.

I'll vote for Trump then.

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Pence, you've called for me to come home.  Pay up.

Otherwise, you aren't serious.

[andy58-in-nh]

Well, it used to be "home"... before the squatters came in through an open window, raided the fridge, ransacked the safe and stole the silverware.

[roamer_1]

You don't get it Pence... I AM home.

[roamer_1]

$286 million

LOL! 286 seems rather arbitrary... So if they only came up with $250m...

[Victoria33]

Or what?  We'll get groped?  We'll get sued?   The alt-right will pay us a visit?

@Oceander

Trump only wants votes from women if they are rated by him to be a 10, neither does he want women's votes if they are over 35 in age.  Lesser numbers women should vote for someone else or no one at all.

[AllThatJazzZ]

I keep offering a great deal for my vote, but the GOP isn't buying.

$286 million in gold in a Swiss safety deposit box, a 50-foot sailing yacht w/metal hull, and a villa on the French Riviera.

I'll vote for Trump then.

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Pence, you've called for me to come home.  Pay up.

Otherwise, you aren't serious.

Wow! Your vote is costly. My list was far more modest.
1. All vet care and dog food for any dogs I own until I leave the earth.
2. Pay off my mortgage.
3. Gussy up my house and bring all the finishes and appliances up to date.
4. A housekeeper once a week (more if I become limited in my abilities as I age) until I leave this earth.
5. Buy a modest home for my BFF and give her however much money she needs to get her teeth fixed.
6. Put $250,000 in her bank account.
7. Make a million dollar donation to the pet shelter of my choosing.
8. Buy me an RV with all the bells and whistles that will allow the dogs and me to travel in comfort.
9. Put $250,000 in my bank account.

That's it. That would be the price of my vote for the Trumpster. Alas, I can't make this deal now because the die is cast. I voted today at about 2:30.

[Oceander]

Wow! Your vote is costly. My list was far more modest.
1. All vet care and dog food for any dogs I own until I leave the earth.
2. Pay off my mortgage.
3. Gussy up my house and bring all the finishes and appliances up to date.
4. A housekeeper once a week (more if I become limited in my abilities as I age) until I leave this earth.
5. Buy a modest home for my BFF and give her however much money she needs to get her teeth fixed.
6. Put $250,000 in her bank account.
7. Make a million dollar donation to the pet shelter of my choosing.
8. Buy me an RV with all the bells and whistles that will allow the dogs and me to travel in comfort.
9. Put $250,000 in my bank account.

That's it. That would be the price of my vote for the Trumpster. Alas, I can't make this deal now because the die is cast. I voted today at about 2:30.

I'll bet you voted for Trump! 

[AllThatJazzZ]

I'll bet you voted for Trump! 

 
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[HonestJohn]

LOL! 286 seems rather arbitrary... So if they only came up with $250m...

Then we'd have to negotiate.  I'm a master negotiator.  Trump's a real low-energy loser.  Believe me.  I win so much that I get bored winning so much.  Believe me.  Everything I say it true.  You can believe it.

Heck, by the time I'm done, the GOP will want to pay me $894 million... and they'll be begging me to take it.  Believe me.  I'm the best.  I'm the greatest.

I speak in three word sentences most of the time.  Believe me.  I'm the best.  I'm so great.  I have big words.  I exercise my mouth to help get them out.  Honest.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5NQXfZp74

[Bigun]

Well, it used to be "home"... before the squatters came in through an open window, raided the fridge, ransacked the safe and stole the silverware.

Yep!  They moved in and I moved out!

[Gov Bean Counter]

Why return to an abusive relationship???

[HonestJohn]

Wow! Your vote is costly. My list was far more modest.
1. All vet care and dog food for any dogs I own until I leave the earth.
2. Pay off my mortgage.
3. Gussy up my house and bring all the finishes and appliances up to date.
4. A housekeeper once a week (more if I become limited in my abilities as I age) until I leave this earth.
5. Buy a modest home for my BFF and give her however much money she needs to get her teeth fixed.
6. Put $250,000 in her bank account.
7. Make a million dollar donation to the pet shelter of my choosing.
8. Buy me an RV with all the bells and whistles that will allow the dogs and me to travel in comfort.
9. Put $250,000 in my bank account.

That's it. That would be the price of my vote for the Trumpster. Alas, I can't make this deal now because the die is cast. I voted today at about 2:30.

Well, it was initially more modest.  But I had a caveat that stated that each time one of his supporters insulted or belittled my views, my vote costs would increase.  The GOP didn't reject the contract, thus he accepted it.

So, that's my price now.  It could have been much cheaper, but Trump didn't mind upping his costs.

 

[corbe]

   I kinda like the bridge I'm sleeping under now Gov. Pence, call me when you get the plumbing working again.