Yeah, I don't think anyone remembers 1824, 1876 or 1888... but the point stands.
I remember 1824 like it was yesterday!
The sun was shining, babies were burping, the cats were jumping out of hats...
Xenu the Galactic Overlord had stopped by for a cup of coffee. He felt bad about dumping all his frozen enemies into earth volcanos and unleashing the 'body thetans' to possess humans.
I told him, "Not to worry. Our psychic vampires feed on body thetans, so we've tamed them and placed them into "body thetan" ranches."
He was so surprised by that he ralphnored a bumblefrotz, I tell you!
Then we went for ice cream.