Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump says that he'll investigate the 1924 World
Series.
"Whatever happened to 'Washington---First in war, first in peace, and last in the American
League?'" The Donald fumed at an impromptu news conference. "So help me God when I
get finished investigating that, there'll be heads rolling and bodies to be swept up off
the streets of D.C. I'm gonna make Teapot Dome look like a Cup-a-Soup before I get
through!"
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return you now to your regularly-scheduled aggravation.