You do realize that the ">>" in front of each line means that the text next to it is a forwarded email, right?
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And everytime a story breaks with a "it's the worst that's ever been" type of headline attached to a nothingburger, you are reenacting the 'boy who cried wolf'.
Each time this happens, less people believe you.
At this point, you could actually have something and no one would give a rat's patootie.