The Adventures of Superwoman...By Jonah Goldberg

[mystery-ak]

 The Adventures of Superwoman
Hillary’s illness is evidence of her superhuman strength — and your sexism.
By Jonah Goldberg — September 17, 2016

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Dear Reader (including those of you who’ve absorbed this “news”letter via the Great Teacher of Sigma Draconis VI),

If Hillary Clinton wins this election — and that “if” is becoming less pro forma and more obligatory by the day — we now have the perfect visual metaphor for how it will happen. In the video below, we see an entire entourage not only surrounding Mrs. Clinton, but literally carrying her to her desired destination. You see, the “Scooby Van” is the Oval Office and the only way she’ll get there is if she’s carried there.

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[goatprairie]

What? Hillary has physical problems? no, no, no, no, no, no,....we have been assured by the righteous people in the media that Hillary is normally healthy as a  horse and "powers" through ailments.
Besides,  the same people have assured us that Hillary is not only the smartest woman who's ever been born, she is the most qualified prez candidate in history.
On what  grounds do they rest those statements on? Well, actually on a bed  of shifting  sand.
The truth is Hillary Clinton is just another greedy, grasping politician with a leftist past and a history of being in the right place at the right time. The only reason she's standing where she now stands is due to being the wife of an ex-prez. There is no way  Hillary Clinton merits the office of president by her intelligence or her deeds.

[EasyAce]

The truth is Hillary Clinton is just another greedy, grasping politician with a leftist past and a history of being in the right place at the right time. The only reason she's standing where she now stands is due to being the wife of an ex-prez. There is no way  Hillary Clinton merits the office of president by her intelligence or her deeds.

If Hilarious Rodent Clinton does become the next president, her most notable achievement
will be what some people think is impossible---making her husband into an object of
nostalgia.