Last fall the AF boys from Tindall or Eglin were bombing the living hell out of this little island they like to practice blowing stuff up. Well the wind was just right so the "BOOMS" were extra loud and the sound waves were shaking the winders pertty good!.. The noods where all standing outside wondering where the epicenter of the quake was located.
Tropical storms/hurricanes don't mix well with noobs, either, as you have pointed out.
In the early Eighties, a lot of 'em in the Houston area, due to Carternomics, oil, etc..
Hurricane Alicia is about 2 days out, so my wife and I go to the grocery store to get bottled water, canned tuna, batteries, etc, and the shelves are about bare.
We got what we could and I was amazed at what I saw at the check out line.
One character had 12 dozen eggs and 4 each 2 liter bottles of Sprite, nothing else.
Another lady had a shopping cart full of frozen pizzas.
I told my wife, "We have got to get those two together somehow".
True story.