*Bernie enters vacay home*
"Hey, the Beaster is back!"
"Bern, check your white upper middle class zionist oppressor privilege at the door, bro. We're all equal in here."
"Be a good shlemeil and bring us some gluten free chips and dip."
"Man, when we heard you on the campaign trail we just knew you'd be stoked about us moving in. We're here to wheeze on your juice!"
"Yea we're leveling the playing field. Fair for all, brah."
"Hey, check his pockets --- looks like Hillary got the crusty brodog some new pants."
*Bernie struggles like an old hound to retain his pants, but alas, he fails*
"You should really wear drawers, Beaster man ..."
"Yea you're already tearing up these new slacks, bro."